male athletes are so darksided wishing their wives a happy bday on socials always goes something like “thanks for everything you do for ME! you’re hot! and you’re a good mom i guess lol” meanwhile their bday posts to their teammates are like “you’re my everything we have gone through ups and downs together seen each other at our worst and best everyday i think about how lucky i am to know you you have changed my life for the better the world is lucky to have had you in it for this long already and looking forward to so many more years of being your everything” like get real
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hmmm
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Squidward is a tragic figure, but not in the Hellenic style. He’s in the tradition of Job
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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍
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im not anti-black when i say i dont like rap its just i dont like how its misogynistic or about sex or about violence (it is reasonable to assume every single rap song ever written tackles those 3 topics exclusively) so i prefer listening to genres like rock and metal (genres notably free of misogyny, sex, and violence)
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‘can you explain this gap in your resume’ oh yeah that’s when i was sealed in the cursed cube
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message 2 all haters
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adark.lana
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