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don't leave me!

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its that time of year where people on tumblr are shouting “if you donate to AO3 and not my personal gofundme you are EVIL”

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today in history: paget brewster makes Jemily official!

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I found photos of those Pallas Cat kittens born this year and bye I'm deceased

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I will not dox my neighbour and post pictures of his house because I am not an asshole, but he just put an addition on his already batshit insane house and I am dying to share.

He lives in a 1950 PanAm passenger plane. I have no fucking clue how he got it here, because we're nowhere near a runway and it still has its wings and its landing gear. The living space is a solid 15 feet off the ground and he has one of those old school staircase vans as his front step. I would assume its not terribly different from living in a trailer or other mobile home, but its way better insulated because its a plane.

Anyway, he just finished a glassed in porch that comes out of the pilots side of the cockpit and its so cool. This isn't some gimmicky airbnb, this is his house and the commitment to the bit is legendary.

His greenhouse is a fire engine.

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What would happen if you got an email

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you can like tits. you can be in the cock fandom. we are sex positive in this house. bodies are beautiful

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every day I put my gay ass words online

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Sirius: you can’t make everybody like you. You’re not Remus

Peter: not everybody likes—

Peter:

Peter: yeah, okay

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Regulus: I don’t want to talk about it

Remus: Do you want me to sit and brood in silence with you?

Regulus: ..Do you have depressing poetry?

Remus: *pulls 47295 books out his bag* of course <3

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sirius: i feel totally useless

regulus: you are not totally useless

sirius, hopefully: yeah?

regulus: you could serve as a bad example

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sirius: you are

james: my fire.

sirius: the one

james: desire.

sirius: believe

james: when i say.

remus, acting annoyed but it’s actually smiling: i want it that way

peter: TELL ME WHY

all four: AINT NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE

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Remus: the door's locked

Sirius: i got it! give me your credit card, James!

James, giving him his credit card: okay...

Sirius, pocketing it: cool. Moony, kick the door down

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Remus: I think I am in love with Sirius.

Lily: I'm sorry?

Remus: I said, I think I'm-

Lily: No, I heard what you said, I'm just sorry for you.

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sirius, searching frantically through his pockets: shit i’ve lost my keys. let me borrow yours?

prison guard: no.