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Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.
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Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the "G"s
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white pikmin are my favorite kind of pikmin and it’s all cuz of that one gif
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Sunkern in a propeller hat
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They turned off reblogs the MICROSECOND I pressed reblog, so I need this on my blog IMMEDIATEDLY
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Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.
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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me
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when florence and the machine said "I find that happiness is an extremely uneventful subject" and when romeo x juliet said "a simple life with you would be paradise" and johnathan coulton said "it's okay, I like you in glasses" and everything everywhere all at once said "in another life I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"
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(edit: I made a longer thing with more examples here)
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