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imnotfive · 8 years
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Someone get shkreli on the case.
Rare illnesses suck...
A person I care about has an illness that requires twice daily injections of a synthetic hormone to survive.  Since 2010, this drug has been pretty much constantly in a state of shortage, which mean filling the damn prescriptions can take months. 
Imagine the stress of wondering if your prescription will miraculously get filled or if you’ll be spending the next week in the hospital (or the ICU), every month for years.  
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Also, how do you “invent” golden retrievers? Perhaps you mean bred, which is not so much invent as opposed to “accidentally create while mashing two things together”.
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I watched the Snowden episode, but whatever you say.
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*snickers* Last Week Tonight doesn’t even have guests…
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Wow, a list of good things members of one religion did for him, and a list of bad things members of a race did to him.
Hm. I wonder if this would be denounced as racist if the religion and race were reversed.
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What a guy.
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imnotfive · 9 years
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one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
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1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_Iraq_War has estimates ranging from 100,000 to 1,000,000. So take the highest outlier, double it, then mention your lie casually and you can get >1000 retweets.
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just a few from the #afterseptember11 twitter hashtag
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This article is about an excerpt from an extended interview of a comedian about his satirical character mocking the media’s lazy superficiality. That’s 6 degrees of circular meta, that I’m comment on for a 7th degree. Does anyone really like that better than reading/viewing (and maybe discussing) the character mocking the media? Or does the base mockery depend on us participating in the many layers of meta? Because the lazy superficiality seems like it does.
http://www.salon.com/2015/08/27/stephen_colbert_reveals_the_truth_about_his_colbert_report_character_i_had_to_actually_leave_i_had_to_change/#lf_comment=370059286 (via thinkingornot)
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let’s be real if harry was raised by mcgonagall he would not only be the most badass kid at hogwarts, he would be the most polite, and the sweetest, and would probably have neater hair, not to mention he would most likely kill voldemort at age eleven and still meet minerva for tea with the time to spare
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As far as I know this isn't quite accurate. The evolutionary cause of homosexuality is still a puzzle. There are some reasons proposed, including the one mentioned here, but it's not as clear cut as this says (which claims group evolution, which isn't very likely anyway).
See e.g http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-26089486
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I think this is important knowledge
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