anyone please ask your crush out like this
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this is the perfect grade of good luck
reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect
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Drag him baby
What are you doing with your life if you arenโt watching Lin-Manuel Miranda singlehandedly drag Trump to hell on twitter
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If Velveeta was actually liquid gold
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reblog this for a stunning picture of mike faist in your inbox
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I feel personally attacked right now. How can you call me out like this?
i am a:
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โช๏ธwoman
๐massive musical theatre nerd
looking for:
โช๏ธmen
โช๏ธwomen
๐more pro-shots of Broadway musicals with the obc to be made publicly available so that I donโt have to resort to shitty-quality illegal bootlegs
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โBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.โ
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you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls
your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
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Ooh I love breaking the law
*CRies* this is illegalย
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IT'S ALMOST SPOOKY TIME BWHAAAA
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If you see this on your dash, itโs too late
((Reblog or Halloween wonโt be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, youโll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))
((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and youโll live a happy life.))
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If someone does this I will be impressed
Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url
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Writing prompt: Your favorite historical figure is alive today and you gotta explain memes to them
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Behind the Scenes of 8 Things James Madison Loved
I needed a Dolley Madison doll but I didnโt have one.
So I dressed up Thomas Jefferson.
Yep.
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Here you go
A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species
Prude - a woman who wonโt fuck you
Dyke - a woman who wonโt fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who wonโt fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who wonโt fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
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