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getting #Bombed by #Orcs
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Church Father's Keep Silent On What Would Happen If Yoshi Used The Ground Pound On Jesus
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my new thing is kidnapping isekai protagonists to sell as biological WMDs because they have a strain of the flu from 700 years in the future
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i dont think my war pig is coming back from this one
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iron armor has been added to the drop table of all bugs
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we all got that one homie whos felled by the wicked shotel-strike of the dog-headed man
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can you donate to my for this
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Persimmon Appleberry, the worlds most helpful gnome, has been slain by poachers
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when the fastidious magistrate loses his temper, even the warlord shivers...
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thousands of scholars killed in conflict over whether its cooler to be pharaoh or emperor
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the court alchemist has successfully produced a blue raspberry potion
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You can't lay siege to castles with crossbowmen anymore. Because of woke.
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sad news, warrior of gaea defeated by grey alien psycho champion
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if you train hard enough you can spit poison at peoples eyes
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moon ghoul sightings on the rise
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