For anyone who might be saying Bee is out of character in the trailer let me remind you of the batshit insane things he's done in the movies and TV shows
Drove up to the dealership parking lot as Sam was looking at cars and threw his door into the car next to him
blasted a frequency that shattered the glass on every other car in the vicinity scaring Bobby Bolivia enough to let them take it for $4000
Tried to wingman Sam by stalling his engine and pulling over to the side of the road while playing sexual healing
Threw a hissy fit about being called a crappy camero and scanned a newer model
Essentially relieved himself all over agent Simmons because he was rude
Drove to where Sam was at college and drove up onto a bush in front of the frat house where Sam was at the party before blaring the car alarm
Started going through different songs about how the β girlβ who got in with Sam was bad news and Sam was on the verge of being assaulted or cheating
Slammed what he thought was a human girls head into the dashboard before spraying what Im assuming is coolant on her because she insinuated she was going to get Sam to cheat on Mikayla
Threw himself out of a plane and used a dead Decepticon to soften his fall
Accidentally destroyed a major portion of Charlieβs house
Smeared egg all over the car of Charlie's bully before punching the roof and jumping on it crushing the car
Ran into a tree at high speed because he turned off his lights
Joined illegal street racing
Fought a modified human and lost
Used a random truck like a scooter to go after knockout because he lost his T-Cog and ended up going over a cliff
Drove off a ship and blasted a Decepticon ship in mid air
Did the dirty dancing chair thing in a paramount commercial
Joined an underground bot fighting ring to find Grimlock
Shot the tape for never gonna give you up out of his cassette player the second it started playing nearly taking Charlieβs head off
Angrily did donuts in front of the stinger prototype
Forced his steering wheel into Shanes's face when he called Beeβs alt-mode uncool
Got so angry when the stinger commercial called him old and ugly he kicked down the prototype
Iβll add more if I think of them but Bumblebee is just a tiny feral gremlin and I love him so very much. Each iteration of him is perfect
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yall know the feeling when you're reading a fanfiction and you read a line/dialog that's just so beautiful that you rethink all your life choices and want to start being a better person so you just stare at it like:
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Sam: Want to play 21 questions?
Bucky: Sure. Whatβs your favorite color?
Sam: Triangle, do you like men?
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me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesnβt exist*
me:
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smokescreen, taking a video when optimus and megatron are in the battlefield: THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!!!
megatron, immediately stopping: what the hell is wrong with your team?
optimus: please put me out of my misery
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i feel like Orion Pax lowkey stalked Megatronus or unhealthily obsessed over him, and the only reason Megatronus didnβt drop him right there was because he looked cute. LikeΒ βI could beat the hell out of you for your obsession but you are also very adorable, so I wonβt.β
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Letβs be honest, none of us would survive in any Transformers media for more than day because weβd give in to the urge to eat the energon
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pigem
reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future
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The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on
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