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Suggar tits

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WHAT THE FUCK.

O.J. Simpson died??? And I didn’t know about it???? Literally why no one on the internet cared?

#oj simpson #am i a bad person for taghim

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They look like cocks

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

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I just realized I wanna fuck me. I don’t get ready for other people, I do it for me. I exercise to get to body I want, but not for other people, I do it for me.

I like staring at the mirror, I like to fantasy about having sex with other people, but I’m only seeing myself fucking, I guess I only care about myself, I want to fuck me.

#I found this in my draft #what the hell when inwas like this #i dont think lime this anymore #why? lol #i want to look good for my boyfriend #like literally only for him #how do i go back to that way of thinking #damn :(

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Stop trying to be a virgin, you’re not anymore

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This sounds like a fucking nightmare

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I wish I could swallow my tongue

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My tongue is falling apart

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Stop being so horny all the time

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Do you think House and Wilson explored each other’s bodies after they eloped

#house md #hilson

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I want to eat lava so fucking bad

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I’ve never seen golden girls but I think I’ll start now

#i dont even lnow what the show is about this tweet alone convince me to see see it

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Being high is not as good as I remember…

#I used to do this everyday? I loved every minute of this but now im just like: meh #i think i felt better when i quitted

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Did I fucking become a pothead

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No more getting high or drunk until December, I’m a new person 🙏🧘

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captain picker isgonna finger himself

#ktalgslhslhslhsitaoya

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Why is this so funny to me

A 10-millionth visitor to the  Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt's painting "Night Watch" with a bottle of wine and dinner.

#sleeping is the reward look how funnh humans are