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Bruce sees tim as the best thing that happened in his life because he’s the reason he’s still has one in the first place

Just Tim is this bright light that pulled him from the darkest deepest pit that he deserved to die in and Tim didn’t let him.

Tim Drake is Bruce Wayne’s superhero

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annabeth: nothing anyone can say would make me cry

sally: nothing bad that’s happened to you, or anyone close to you, is your fault

annabeth:

annabeth: excuse me for one sec

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Jason: Your future self is talking shit about you right now.

Tim: Jokes on him. I'll ruin his fucking life.

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Thinking more about my Tim and Billy were childhood friends propaganda. About a Tim joins the Batfamily late au where he and Billy get back in contact and convince the Drakes to adopt him, and they get into a bunch of shenanigans together once Tim knows his identity: Billy teleporting back to Fawcett or Tim showing him his batwatching routes. And as soon as the adoption becomes public the Wayne’s are working their asses off to befriend them because Billy’s last name is BATSON they just have to, and then they start noticing all the disappearing acts and the Drake’s less than stellar parenting and maybe they visit Fawcett to talk to Captain and freak tf out when they catch a glimpse of Billy because he was in Gotham like two hours ago?? How???

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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I have a headcanon that whenever Tim has a devious, manic, absolutely bad shit insane plan, he introduced the plan with a laugh, a glint in his eyes and a wide ass smile as he says, "I've got a plan"

Everyone knows what it means, and they know that when it happens, they will have committed a few warcrimes by the end of the day.

They live in fear.

Except Jason, though, he thinks the plans are great. He sees Tim's smile and fucking celebrates because fucking finally he'll alow me to use my rocket-launcher.

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Slight AU idea I've been thinking about.

So, we have the usual Bruce being himself and avoiding other heroes. The Justice League formed (barely) without him and we have Young Justice.

BUT, here's the au, Robin is involved.

Bruce wanted to make sure that Dick socialized with kids his age and interests, so he somehow got him into the younger hero team.

(just imagining Robin showing up one day with a permission slip)

So, it's YJ as usual, just without Batman. No one knows who Robin's mentor is, Batman is just a crazy myth at this point, and he doesn't really share a lot about where he's from.

The other heroes are concerned and try to parent mentor him.

Then one day the Team either does something stupid or just got themselves out of being held hostage, regardless the mentors are all there at the base either comforting or admonishing their proteges, or maybe both IDK.

But Robin's by himself, just standing there. The others are debating whether they should go to him and cursing his mentor, then this dark shape descends upon the room.

Everyone is trying to figure out whether they need to attack this person or not, but Robin just lights up.

"Hey B!"

And everyone is just shocked because they had expected Robin's mentor to be like superman in personality, not this shadow murder creature. And then of course someone makes the connection that this is Batman, so they're freaking out even more.

Bruce doesn't say anything, just his usual grunts, and Dick's chatting. They then leave the base without acknowledging the others.

This could of course prompt people to discuss whether Robin should be taken away from his "neglectful" mentor.

IDK, that's all I got at this moment, just an interesting idea.

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A idea- mostly bats

I like the idea of different heros getting those good meds after a hard mission...

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Tim: are you sure you have it handeled?

Wally on the phone: Of course i have it handled, no offense but I've been taking care of your brother for years now-

*Dick in the background wobbling out of the medbay making his escape*

Wally:-so I think I know exactly-

*Dick punching a random person as he fights security behind Wally*

Wally:- how to do it!

*Screams in the background*

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Tim: Dick I really don't think thats a good Idea right now....

Dick: what do you mean Damian is loving it! look how happy he is.

*Damian in a pool with a Nightwing floaty and arm floatys looking into the distance with wide eyes*

Tim: he looks like he's going through an existential crisis...or roleplaying a dead goldfish.

Dick: no, he's so happy! look at that face and tell me he's not overjoyed!

Jason: he is not overjoyed.

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Tim: okay weird question- when superman is on pain meds what would someone do if *hypothetically* someone who looks like Superman is currently floating up into the sky towards the sun and you can't get him down because your busy saving your brother from flying away too-

*Damian holding a sleeping Jon on a leash about to fly away with Tim holding Damians legs.*

Tim: so what would someone do..... hypothetically.

*pulls out binoculars to look at a equally sleeping Kon floating past the clouds.*

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Bruce: have- have I ever told you bout my wifey?

all:....

Oliver: no please do tell *pulls out recorder*

Hal: yeah don't skip any details *flips open a notepad clicking a pen*

Bruce: she is the most beautiful, strongest woman I ever married-

Clark and Diana: aww...

Bruce: she gave me the most beautiful angel son and I'm so proud-

Barry: wait son-

Bruce: but shes always too busy killing people to visit and my son looks exactly like her! he even gives me the same disgusted look when I drink out of the milk carton-

all:....

Hal: uh...kill? she kills people?

Bruce: yes I just said that pay attention Jordan. Now don't even get me started on my kids-

*long tangent about how much he loves his kids*

Bruce: -And thats why my little boys are the best, any questions

Clark: I thought you work alone-

Barry: -And that you hate metas!

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Dick: uhh what's going on here?

Tim: Jason is killing me *on a chair reading a book*

Dick: really?

Tim: yup

*Jason on the bed holding gun fingers towards Dick*

Jason: Pew, pew clack clack click

Dick: what did he just do?

Tim: he shot you, ran out of anmo, reloaded and-

Jason: pew!

Tim:-And he just killed you with a headshot.

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Weirdly specific fanfic tropes in the Batman Fandom that I love

Cuddle Pollen: Ivy’s pollen but it just makes you crave human contact to the point it’s painful

People avoiding Bruce Wayne adopting them: sometimes the adoptee is a canon bat child other times it’s LadyBug or Spider-Man. Bruce absolutely dragging Batman through the mud to the press for no apparent reason: You would think such a specific prompt could not possibly have that many fics. You would be wrong. The Justice League finding out Bruce has 10+ children and being shook: It always goes one of two ways, either one of his kids was hiding under his cape and outs him or they all show up when Bruce inevitably needs help Tim destroying another company out of pure petty spite: Idk why it's always him, but it is. The reason can vary but it's typically in defense of another family member

Actual Ray of Sunshine Robin!Jason seeing the neglected little gremlin that is 9 yrs old Tim Drake and deciding to keep him: it’s always so funny. 90% of the time it’s just Jason telling Bruce “We’re keeping him” and Bruce just being like “ok”

Damian trying to fight Santa Clause: I don’t know when exactly we as a fandom decided that not only did Damian believe in Santa, but that he is ready to fight him at any given moment but I hope it never stops

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Reverse trope

where instead of the Bats forgetting that they’re adopted (something actual adoptees do on occasion and is hilarious) they forget that some of them *cough Damian cough* aren’t

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Jason in the heat of a probably ridiculous argument: Yeah well YOU’RE adopted!

Tim just as invested in said argument: So are YOU! We all are!

Damian who had previously been quietly watching this unfold while he drank his tea: Actually I’m not

Tim and Jason who didn’t realize he was there but are already DoneTM: …… Damian continuing to sip his tea entirely unbothered: :)

Damian: Because I’m not an orphan-

Jason: ok, yoU KNOW WHAT-

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or like in their group texts (that we know they have thanks to Nightwing (2016) #79)

*Steph changed the group chat name to “Bruce Wayne’s Personal Orpanage”*

Jason: Really?

Steph: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Steph: It’s the truth Damian: Both my parents are very much alive

Steph: Shhh you don’t count

Cass: Mine too Duke: Technically so are mine

Barbara: I still have a dad so there’s that

Steph: YOU GUYS ARE RUINING THE JOKE

Tim: Stephanie aren’t BOTH of your parents alive???

Steph: KNOW WHAT? FINE

*Steph changed the group chat name to “The Technicality Police”*

Tim: well that’s more accurate at least

Steph: :)

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Damian in his 10th argument with Tim of the day: That’s- this is-

Tim in full Antagonizing Big Brother mode: I’m listening

Damian -a Gen Z and best friend to Jon Kent- extremely frustrated: This is such Motherless behavior!

Tim taken aback: [voice cracking] W-what-?

Damian who didn’t mean to say that but doubling down anyway because his bloodline doesn’t believe in admitting mistakes: THIS! This is such Motherless behavior!

The rest of the family who is also motherless: :O

Cass whose been spending way too much time with Meme Queen Stephanie Brown and not involved in the argument but finding it entertaining regardless: [nodding along seriously] Facts

Tim: [visibly betrayed] CASS WHAT-

A video copy of the interaction gets sent out anonymously to the entire family. Barbara is the prime suspect but there is no proof as of yet (and they will never find any)

Steph, Cass, and Duke continue to respond “Motherless behavior” everytime one of the bats does something they deem questionable/insane. It is said often

It only stops when one night in the middle of patrol. Batman is in full Dark Knight mode (possibly in the middle of threatening someone) and descends from the ceiling into the middle of a warehouse drug deal, dark cape billowing out behind him-

and Steph just automatically whispers “Motherless behavior” forgetting her com was still very much on

She immediately realizes what she said and frantically apologizes but it’s too late.

Bruce just- Blue Screens. Completely stunned into silence

Dick -who was unfortunate enough to be the one teamed up with Batman tonight- is fighting for his life to choke back his laughter

Jason doesn’t even try to stop his and has collapsed to his knees from lack of air from how hard he’s laughing. Cass try’s half heartedly patting his back to help to no avail

The criminals are terrified into surrender from The Red Hood just laughing hysterically at seemingly nothing while Batman just Stands There

Damian ends up being the only one still functioning enough to continue arresting everyone, though he is privately amused and strangely proud

Tim and Barbara have saved both the com recordings and cowl footage to at least three different servers and sent it to absolutely everyone before Batman even recovers

Duke finds out second hand the next morning and is furious he missed the chance to see it in person. He declares he is moving to the nightshift so it doesn’t happen again. (He is all talk and goes to bed by 9 pm)

Bruce bans the phrase for life and promises swift and server punishment to anyone who dares to use it again

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y'all know what time it is!!!!! JAYKYLE FIC RECS (feat. my very correct and accurate commentary)

Burning Through the Trees by joeyroy

TIME LOOP ANGSTTTT...they watch each other die over and over again. I am. unwell (happy ending tho don't worry babes)

Cold Drip by pvc

coffee shop au but BETTER (it's about the BANTER the TENDERNESS)

The water is always warmest at dawn by lysiabeth

ANGST and TRAUMA and FLUFF its the whole package (feat. donna, kyle, and jason being bestiesssss)

Deadlock by pvc

marriage proposal 5+1. Lanterns roasting the shit out of Bruce and Hal. I'm so normal about this (narrator voice: they are not normal about this)

violet tendencies by elixr

ANGST!!!!!!! kyle, donna, and jason friendship! slowly growing closer while preventing a global interdimensional disaster (feat. star sapphire powers 👀)

A Love Worth Keeping by scarfy36

LANTERN BANTER LANTERN BANTER also jason and steph friendship supremacy

Lonely Houses (Drafty Windows) by itwilleatyourbabies

DOMESTIC DOMESTIC DOMESTIC DOMESTICCCCCCC

waffles and war by noctelle

the crisis trio being besties!! (I'm a slut for that if you haven't noticed already). Kyle has a crisis and eats all the ice cream. Donna invites Kori over to help. girl bonding ensues

I won't say by evanescent

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 DUUUUKE THOMASSSSSSSS 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

also Tired Dad!Bruce. the guy didn't even notice the extra black-haired kid at breakfast

tempest in a teapot by evanescent

SALTY BRUCE and saltier Alfred. no capes au. Ollie and Hal being little shits (affectionate)

catch the asteroids that come your way by ThePackWantsTheD

CRYING CRYING CRYING....best friends au, Kyle is just a kid (GOD THEY'RE BOTH JUST KIDS,,,,,) makes me want to eat BRICKS /pos. I have never been normal about this fic and I simply never will be.

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I’m writing a lil something rn and I want your thoughts on dad Jason in general /nf

THANK YOU.........DAD JASON MEANS SO MUCH TO ME!!!!!

As Robin,he was always good with younger kids so when he came of age to the posibility of romance,he knew he wanted to grow up to have them

It was more of a small thought when he was a kid but as he got older,it became one of his dream to be a dad so he could give his kids the happy childhood he never had

And he has tons of pratice thanks to all the kids he mentors

VERY MUCH THE FUN DAD TYPE He loves doing child activities with his kids and tells them jokes and tons of physical affection and to do chaotic shit

But don't that fool you into thinking he's irresponsible!He teaches them basic manners and gets firm when needed and all the stuff!!

Supreme Dad Bod.He's thiccer than McSupers milkshakes

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I was just possessed by a vision of Duke crashing all of jaykyle’s dates accidentally. the first time, he just happens to be hanging out with Jason when Kyle visits Gotham, and Kyle invites him out with them instead of kicking Duke out (like you’re supposed to do with younger siblings but Kyle wouldn’t know that because he’s an only child so it’s not his fault).

And then Duke just keeps popping up, all the time, in comical ways. Jaykyle are getting milkshakes in Brooklyn? Duke was already hiding under their table before they even sat down (why was he there? Who knows. He claims it was for a case).

Kyle takes Jason to R’ann for a vacation and they’ve been on the planet for all of 5 minutes before they see Duke in handcuffs because he somehow managed to get arrested on a whole different planet from the one he should be on. jaykyle dealt with that and decided they’d just have to keep him on their vacation. Batman was hysterical when they got back a week later because he literally had no clue how Duke had vanished off the face of the earth. Duke had selfies of him (with jaykyle at every romantic event they’d planned) on a different planet though so he didn’t really care

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hi Bob

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I have like, half an hour before I need to leave for work, and I wanted to share this AU I have.

Basically, Dick had a daughter at 15, though he didn't know until his daughter was 6 and he was 21. When he meets her, it's under unfortunate circumstances, and he easily agrees to take her in because what else would he do? Let his only child go into Gotham's foster care system that more often than not turned out to be human trafficking rings? Absolutely not.

So he ends up going back to Bludhaven with this 6 year old child he doesn't know anything about and gets to know her. Haley loves her, he loves her, she loves them, and it's great.

Her name is Roxy Grayson, and she's a lot like Dick was when he was nine. She lost a parent and was pulled away from what she knew, and into a new world. Naturally, he guides her through her grief and even has some pictures of her mom around so that she always has a piece of the woman with her.

Dick can't help but spoil his little girl, but he makes sure that she is still kind and has manners and doesn't get her things if she has a tantrum, only ignores her. Though, she hardly ever has a tantrum, only once or twice while she's still working through her grief.

And this is Birdflash, too. Wally's in the speedforce at this point, and Wally and Dick had been dating before Wally disappeared, so Dick was kinda depressed when he lost Wally. He's still depressed, but Roxy's his reason to get up every day, his reason to heal and come home uninjured after patrol.

Roxy asks about the red-haired man in the pictures. Dick smiles sadly and tells her about him. How he had loved him, how he'd died to save people, and how Wally had proposed a few weeks before his death. Roxy starts to refer to this man in the pictures as 'Dad' and the first time she does it, it makes Dick break down crying. Roxy's confused until he says that Wally would have absolutely adored Roxy.

Then Wally comes back, and Dick's breaking down crying in his arms. He introduces Wally to Roxy with teary eyes, and Roxy simply goes "hi, dad" and Wally's crying too. He immediately pulls her in for a hug and takes on the role that Roxy had given him, and he loves it.

Roxy looks like Dick, as if someone cloned him but made the clone female. Her facial shape is all her mother though, so is her quick wit and sarcasm. As she grows into a teenager and an adult, she proves that she's her mother's daughter, but also her father's daughter.

Then there's Lydia.

She was an experiment, like Conner. She was to see if people could take DNA from two people of the same gender and combine it to create a unique individual with the opposite gender. Wally and Dick had been kidnapped and their DNA taken together, so it was only natural that their DNA was combined.

Meta genes messed with the experiments, so when they found out about Wally's meta genes (they didn't look into what it did, they wanted to see if they could create a daughter out of Wally and Dick's DNA) they took out the meta genes. This experiment, unlike all of the other ones, succeeded, and they kept Lydia with them.

She was only 2 months old when YJ busted the operation and took Lydia with them to find her parents.

Tim became protective of her when he realised that she was technically his niece.

He took Lydia (who was unnamed at that point in time) and the files that were kept on her to Dick and Wally. He explained everything to the couple, and they instantly decided that Lydia was theirs. Roxy met her too, and refused to let her little sister go anywhere else.

By the end of the week, Lydia Grayson-West was officially in the government's legal system thanks to Diana, Clark and Bruce, who all met her and fell in love with her just like they had with Roxy.

Lydia looks like Wally, with his freckles and red hair and green eyes, but she's more Dick personality wise than anything else. She's smart, like both of her parents, and as she grows older they discover that she has a love for gymnastics like Dick and Roxy did.

Roxy loves Lydia, and Lydia loves Roxy. They would hang out with Kori who was basically their aunt and they would have girls nights and Roxy would always give Lydia a piggyback ride if she asked.

They're a happy little family, and nothing could change that.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dick Grayson/Wally West, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne Characters: Dick Grayson, Wally West, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Mary Grayson, Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Unconventional Soulmates, Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Humor, Fluff and Humor, at least that’s what it was supposed to be, then i added in some, Angst, Light Angst, and also a side of, Feels, Pining, Mutual Pining, just a forewarning, all the characters’ characterizations are silver age, bruce especially, Silver Age, because they were emoTIONALLY OPEN BACK THEN, AND I WANNA BRING THAT BACK, Dick Grayson is Robin, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Romani Dick Grayson, Dialogue Heavy, not plot as in “plot”, but plenty of emotional plot, A Loving Tribute To Dick Grayson’s Ass, (and also hella angst about his individual personality and relationships and stuff), (but you don’t wanna hear about that do you?), Dick Grayson-centric Summary:

Talking over Bruce’s attempts to desperately stop the unwanted laughter, Dick said, “I don’t really understand what my soulmark means. It doesn’t have any hints about their identity, so I just memorized the words instead.”

Bruce fought for control and took a deep, sobering breath. “Whoever your soulmate is, I can’t decide whether I hate them already or need you to meet them.”

“Need me to meet them?”

Bruce chuckled—he chuckled—and said, “Dick. I have a feeling the two of you are going to be a particularly troublesome pair of best friends.”

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Dick, to Donna: Wally just sees me as a friend, of course he doesn't like me romantically.

Meanwhile Wally: *writing Wally Grayson in his book, heart eyes whenever with Dick, looks for Dick souvenir's as well, gets Dick food as well as a speedster way of saying I love you*

Donna, sarcastic: yeah, he totally doesn't like you romantically.