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put down the chat gpt. consume too much caffeine and nicotine and write a paper that you barely understand while you approach hallucination territory from too little sleep and too much raging. engage with academia in the way god intended

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The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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She’s pissed we haven’t turned on Supernatural yet (it is her favorite show)

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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He wants to stay at the beach!

(Source)

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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

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the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

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fixed it

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

#this might be a surprise for you but there are actually people who aren't native english speakers who need subtitles to understand