illfatedpartners

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[carrd / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#*bothers you one more time with this* #love us

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[carrd / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#I am sorry for having so many blogs guys #but single muse blogs are much easier for me #asjkdha #and new hyperfixation is a hyperfixation

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[carrd / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#love me

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[carrd / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#love us

[illfatedpartners]

that reminds me, I got you a birthday present.

guillermo and nandor from what we do in the shadows (2019-) / season 5, episode 1: the mall

#I love how in the first gif their expressions are so grim and sad #and then in the last three gufs th #*gifs they are like 🥰🥰🥰 #tbt

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[carrd / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#I DID THE THING #0 self control #love my hyperfixation

[illfatedpartners]

(I read a post about how the documentary crew’s involvement in this season is different for a reason and hmmm *side eyes* emoji)

#sofia speaks (ooc) #also I'm very tempted to move Guillermo on his on blog akjsda

[illfatedpartners]

peachyuus​:

“Hypothetically, if you had, let’s say, a little dolly of yourself, and it may or may not have the spirit of your dead ghost residing inside of it, and you,” She tapped her chin as she spoke. “For example, sat on it while drunk and broke its little teeny, tiny little dolly legs and it hates you forever… What would you do?”

❝ Have you tried apologizing to her? And well, show that you are sorry? ❞ For the more than twelve years Guillermo had spent with the three vampires, he has seen them feel remorseful only a handful of times at best. Perhaps he should ask the crew to show him the material.  ❝ Making her dance is really not helping. ❞

“Hypothetically, if you had, let's say, a little dolly of yourself, and it may or may not have the spirit of your dead ghost residing inside of it, and you,” She tapped her chin as she spoke. “For example, sat on it while drunk and broke its little teeny, tiny little dolly legs and it hates you forever… What would you do?”

#peachyuus #muse (guillermo) #(hope this is okay!) #(gizmo is here to judge her haha)

[illfatedpartners]

reblog if you want to receive angst inducing anons

e.g. asks about tough subjects for your muse, blaming/guilt-tripping, bringing up fears, pointing out insecurities, etc.

#meme #*side eyes*

[illfatedpartners]

                                             .general starter call.

[please choose a muse to get a small starter from:  Laszlo, Nadja & Guillermo (WWDITS), Karen, Jane, Erica & Kelly (OCish) (Stranger Things). Amy, (B99). Secondary: Peter & Catherine  (the Great). Irving & Tyrell (Mr Robot), Max/Erik/Magneto (X-Men), Wednesday Addams (Wednesday) .

other blogs, if you want a starter from them, lmk:  renly baratheon (asoiaf)  // Will Byers (stranger things), Ed/Riddler (Gotham/Reece’s The Batman 2022/DC) ]

[illfatedpartners]

(I just love how Guillermo probably dreamed he would turned into a vampire, like Lestat turned Luis in the new IWAV show and instead he was just bleeding everywhere, got a sip of vampire blood before the vampire passed out and he didn’t even turn properly. that’s what you get when you cheat on your boyfriend of 13 years, babe)

#sofia speaks (ooc) #wwdits spoilers #personal blogs please dont interact

[illfatedpartners]

❝Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I was still at Panera Bread... But the heart wants what it wants.❞

[ character info / rules / mutuals only & very crossover friendly]

#Loooove me #meaning reblog my promo uwu

[illfatedpartners]

                                             .general starter call.

[please choose a muse to get a small starter from:  Laszlo, Nadja & Guillermo (WWDITS), Karen, Jane, Erica & Kelly (OCish) (Stranger Things). Amy, (B99). Secondary: Peter & Catherine  (the Great). Irving & Tyrell (Mr Robot), Max/Erik/Magneto (X-Men), Wednesday Addams (Wednesday) .

other blogs, if you want a starter from them, lmk:  renly baratheon (asoiaf)  // Will Byers (stranger things), Ed/Riddler (Gotham/Reece’s The Batman 2022/DC) ]

#general starter call #making my effort

[illfatedpartners]

Send  “checklist” and my muse will fill out the list below with their thoughts about yours! For multimuse blogs, please specify sending/receiving muses. (Modified from/inspired by this meme.)

I find you to be:

[ ] interesting [ ] cute [ ] attractive [ ] sexy [ ] reassuring [ ] intimidating [ ] annoying [ ] tedious [ ] terrifying

I think we should:

[ ] talk more [ ] hang out more [ ] date [ ] adopt each other as found family [ ] fight (friendly) [ ] fight (hostile) [ ] avoid each other if at all possible

If we spent an evening together we would:

[ ] just hang out [ ] talk about deep stuff [ ] cuddle [ ] go to bed together (to sleep) [ ] go to bed together (to… not sleep) [ ] go out and party till sunrise [ ] both get arrested [ ] probably wind up killing each other

If we kissed it would be:

[ ] a chaste press of lips [ ] a playful smooch [ ] swift and stolen [ ] deep, sweet, and sincerely meant [ ] all teeth and tongue and hot as heck [ ] not happening

If we had sex it would be:

[ ] romantic and luxurious [ ] fast, rough and hard [ ] against the nearest wall [ ] fantastic [ ] awkward [ ] a really bad idea [ ] an all-around disaster [ ] not happening

If I woke up and found you unexpectedly in my bed I would:

[ ] cuddle you [ ] offer you breakfast [ ] attempt to seduce you [ ] kick you out [ ] demand to know how you got there [ ] scream

#meme #please specify muse

[illfatedpartners]

(Or Laszlo!)

(As I am rewatching WWDITS, like this for a very small starter from Nadjia or Guillermo? Feel free to specify!)

#I have not forgotten about this! #I will probably ask you about the tjmeline you want our starter in #so feel free to specify!

[illfatedpartners]

And here is my disc:

#current character wires #feel free to add me #i use WRE much more #and disc

[illfatedpartners]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019 - )

5.02 - A Night Out With The Guys

#muse (guillermo) #muse (laszlo) #dynamic (guillermo & laszlo) #i love the accidentally confessing trope #I also love how Laszlo's investigation led him to this conclusion 😆 #but also... Guillermo desperately wanting someone to talk to about it #i mean someone he actually cared about #wwdits spoilers