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new favorite youtube comment

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watching youtube cookiong videos right now super hungry and im doing that american psycho patrick bateman meltdown at paul allen’s card stare but like at a beef sandwich

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watching youtube cookiong videos right now super hungry and im doing that american psycho patrick bateman meltdown at paul allen’s card stare but like at a beef sandwich

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yakuza is so cool i like it when they go into heat during fights

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Imagine telling some guy who posted a wojak on 4chan with the caption ‘>tfw no qt azn gf’ in 2012 that the same meme is used to advertise chips 9 years later

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pussy had me like hip hip hurray

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when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

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deltarune tribute

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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talked to an offline man named tyler today who argued that tv isn't defined by interpretation the way that music or books are because "people don't have differing interpretations of, like, tony soprano"

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alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

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my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

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