who needs punk rock when you can have punk cock
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life hack: be a straight cis white man
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I'm sorry
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They make me feel embarrassed to be white...
never forget about this
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So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.
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ok passive aggressive AT&T man
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"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like
if I wanna read then I’ll read
and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck
and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye
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There comes a time when you have to stop crossing oceans for people who wouldn’t even jump puddles for you.
(via ohpleaase)
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when did sleeping become the most and least important thing in my life
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