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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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its 3 pm and i haven't eaten lunch

or done the homework that i need to do but that won't take too long hopefully

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they should introduce a women's soccer team in blue lock.

their role in the story? teach chigiri, kaiser and aryu the importance of tying their hair up while playing sports. and also kicking their butts

#blue lock needs more female characters #we literally only have anri for recurring characters #and then various family members who appear like once #introduce a female team who win the world cup for japan before the guys do #AND who have enough common sense to tie up their hair #blue lock

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ITS ONE IN THE AFTERNOON? WHAT THE FUCK

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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imagine being into classic literature and trying to look up an author but all you get is gay ass fanart or thirsty posts of random anime characters and a million ao3 links

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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Did anyone else see that Taylor swift fan on twitter who compared being a swiftie to being a Jew during the holocaust or was I just tripping because I can’t find anythingggg I found one quote retweet but the original tweet was deleted so I can’t check to make sure I wasn’t just making things up

#twitter was clearly a mistake #what the fuck

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i walk onto the stage in front of many bsd fans. “ranpo edogawa has autism.” the crowd cheers. “i also think he has an eating disorder.” the cheering lessens, but the crowd is still on board. i take a deep breath. “ranpo edogawa canonically aligns with many symptoms of npd. i think hes a narcissist.” the cheering dies down. theres some displeased grumbles. “also—“ i brace myself— “he’s got ptsd from his years on the streets. hes probably got motor control issues.” people are starting to get up and leave. “he probably has a hard time walking, has blood sugar issues, and uses a mobility aid. and hes afraid of cops and guns, despite working with them all the time.” i am booed off the stage.

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how many siblings do you have? (includes stepsiblings, halfsiblings, full siblings, and siblings-in-laws)

only child

one

two

three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

ten+

#one

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we should be eating jellyfish regularly I'm not even joking

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry