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Love you science fiction best genre of all time that also sucks so bad

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“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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An amorphous black blob thingy that shape-shifts into any hazard related thing.

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we're fucked

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when ur reading fanfic and one character was cooking and the other comes up to them and they start making out and everyones like starting to take their shirts off and the author STILL hasnt mentioned anyone turning off the stove

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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

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im jesus

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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CHINESE NIGHTS’ ENTERTAINMENT: Forty Stories Told by Almond-eyed Folk Actors in the Romance of the Strayed Arrow edited by Adele Marion Fielde (New York/London: Putnam, 1893)

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