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energy policy would be much better if we still had a tradition of animal sacrifice I think. people would be way more chill about nuclear energy if they could see a large and proud bull being ritually sacrificed every month or so at the base of the cooling towers to keep the plant safe

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There's no point in breeding cats they just generate spontaneously out of gross alleyways and are born perfect every time

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it’s so hard being your father’s son (female)

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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#I can smell this photo. also great now I’m homesick

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#banner day for headline writers

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Every time the shooting trial gets delayed I get more angry. This has stretched due process past any reasonable limit into rank cruelty to the victims’ families and the entire community

#I didn’t support the death penalty before the shooting and I still don’t. but I get it now. #nothing about the NGRI system makes sense to me either #gun violence ///

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Aaah ok. I was not all that far off the mark then

What’s the theme for this year’s met gala btw? Because based on the pictures I’m seeing on my dash it’s giving ‘enchanted woodland’

#the exhibit sounds cooler than the theme tbh #I have not actually read anything by ballard

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What’s the theme for this year’s met gala btw? Because based on the pictures I’m seeing on my dash it’s giving ‘enchanted woodland’

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#I’m the first one and some of my mutuals are the second #always fascinated by what is and isn’t supposed to look good re: women’s fashion

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jesus christ almighty

#every time I remember kendrick has a pulitzer I cackle

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all time hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby rap beef. you get the sense that Drake was just in it for publicity but Kendrick genuinely hates this guy with every fiber of his being and has been waiting for a good reason to unload

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I don't know how to talk dirty to you but I can rant about the public infrastructure of Chicago if that's good enough for you

#…I’m in this picture and I don’t like it #not chicago specifically. but a lot of other local government related stuff

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.

For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?

#brody.

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#why is tumblr hunting blonde men for sport now