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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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she's so curious and gentle

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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im sure theres a word denoting the divide btwn what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. as a civic citizen i do not believe in the death penalty nor do i think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on twitter. as an ape,

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

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#my terrible ghost wife betty

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yeah i have a rich inner life. in my head i live in a fantasy world where everyone on earth hates me deeply and personally and calculates their every word and action to constantly subtly remind me that im the most hated boy on earth

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“but it wasn’t that bad”

did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?

#posts that make me feel things

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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i love laying in bed. does anything beat being comfy in bed, underneath the covers, and hugging a pillow? i don’t think so

#sleepyposting

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#me an mantis playing wolves #<- yyeag

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#my terrible ghost wife betty

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Bro, We Are Homies . Its Ok To Infodump To Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . And Your OCs. … Bro, We Are Drawing Eachother Fanart Now . . No Dont Stop Randomly Messaging Me Bro .. Bro … 

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#fav

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Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you

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funny fleamarket find, there's no other logo or marking on these buttons

#my dentist says something i don’t like and i wordlessly unpin the love button from my sweater and replace it with the like button