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Okay so a Titan's Tower AU, but instead of Jason finding Tim at the Tower he finds a de-aged Dick Grayson (let's just say that Dick got hit with a spell and Bruce sent him there to keep him safe.) There's lots of ways it could go, but I'm mostly imagining this:

Jason barges into the Tower, is baffled to see this tiny version of his older brother, but ends up continuing his little 'Robin should have died with me' thing, only to get verbally eviserated by this angry eight year old who has all of Dick's temper but none of his adult filter.

dick: should have died with you? maybe you should have stayed dead instead

jason (whispering): what the fuck

dick: you wanna fight? let's go. i didn't kill zucco but I'll kill you, it can't be that hard if you've already died once

jason: the hell??? you're not even the robin i wanna fight???

dick: and you're not the robin anyone wants to see but i still have to put up with you

jason: ...

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I feel like both Clark and Diana talk abt Bruce like he's a skrunkly wet cat. However, they show their affection for their bestie very differently:

Diana, holding Bruce up by his cape: stinky stinky bastard man >:)

Clark: Noooooo! D! Don't be meannn! He's not stinky 🥺

Bruce, wondering what the fuck is happening: ...

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Gotham City is studied in the whole world for its strange sociology :

- Two of the richest guy in the world, Brucie and Timmy come from here but didn't even graduate high school, but they are doing lord's work in this city

- People with PHD/MD are unusually overly represented in the carceral population, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Scarecrow, Mr Freeze, Two Face, Riddler, Bane (don't have a diploma but one the smartest guy in town)

- Crime lord Red Hood gives free courses on litterature and law "Batman isn't assermented, he can't arrest you."

- Even children are suprising, when a surgeon took in charge Jim Gordon after he has been shot, 5 apple tall Robin said "Tt ! Where did you have your degree, my cow operates better than you. Step back." And proceed to remove the bullets with his mother on the phone.

When Harper Row, 22, applied to be electrician and said 10 years of experience, it wasn't a lie.

Duke Thomas cracked the new LexCorp encryption program on live broadcasting when Luthor said he will give 1 billion dollars to whomever could do it. That was 5 profitable minutes. Barbara did in 2.

What a city

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Me:"Hey this is my one social event a week, i'm free literally anytime other than this one night a week-"

Family; "We bought tickets to a carnival two hours away and will not compromise with you being home in time to go, we already got you a ticket though"

Me:"OOh okay no i'm gonna have to skip Its literally the night before you're telling me this and I cant bail on pre established plans with like 6 other people, i'm upset to miss it though"

Fam:"Okay."

*The very next week*

Me:"Hey its the last week before I fly out for two weeks- any family plans"??

Fam:"Nope"!

Me:"Okay cool, You said I should cancel my session tonight because of weather so I will- new schedule is next Saturday then"!

*Timeskip*

"Hey were going on a family cabin for two nights, one being the night you have plans and the last time you'll have time to be with family before you go- so you wanna come"?

Me:"Im going to scream."

Ive talked again about these plans and how I dont mind stuff happening on Saturdays but I need to know ahead of time at least a week so I can ya know- communicate with my group?

But they're "Spontaneous plans" so I shouldn't be upset I was informed last minute.

Its knowing its not even that big of a problem but after having several conversations about feeling left out (I have problems with self isolating, working on it) and two weeks in a row having this shit happen. Knowing full well they would NEVER pull this shit with my sister it just- hurts?

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So many posts today basically going “btw everyone in the Batfam is hot EXCEPT TIM WHO IS AN AWFUL LITTLE GREMLIN HAHA LMFAOOO” like he isn’t the one with the most girls (AND GUYS) beating down his door. Sure, he messes up after because he is obsessive, manipulative, depressed and probably insane, but he is absolutely a catch if you don’t know his personality 😂 those eyebags are, indeed, designer.

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Memes based on The Drakes Spoiled Brat (part 4) (WERE BACK BABYYY) All of these are chapter 9

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No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

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one year since i booted up this game for the first time and was never the same again

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personally i kinda of enjoy it even though i dont use they/them because it kinda implies someone has looked at me and assumed i'm not cis lol. and at least in my social circle it's more polite to go with they/them if you aren't sure

please reblog for sample size :] its research

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The last tear.

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Linktober 2023 #16: Dragons

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a quiet moment above the clouds

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got back into playing totk recently. i still haven't beaten the final boss bc i've been too distracted with finding koroks and playing hide-and-seek with the gloom hands

((link close up under the cut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

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💧“The Dragons Tears”💧

—19 1/2 in x 15 1/2 in

Took me a ding dang long time to finish this but it was worth it

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“Meet with me later”

Oh I miss the days of botw where everything was about a secret relationship 🩵

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(draconifies your zelink) oh whoops lol

+ an extra pic of em hanging out together :]

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Watching the people you care most for have more important people to care about

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Receiving psychic damage every time I remember that Gotham is in New Jersey