ihavebeesinmybrain

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i now have tickets to see chappell roan, reneé rapp, AND peach prc in june ig that’s a hot lesbian summer

#during PRIDE MONTH #i’m so EXCITED

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makayla asmr has one of the most literally as in not figuratively literally one of the most perfect faces i’ve ever seen, this woman is flawless

#i can’t believe faces like that can just happen in nature #people can just Be that beautiful

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when i first listened to you’re so lucky you’re gorgeous i heard take off your beyblade watch and i knew that probably wasn’t the lyric since the song also says he dresses kind of nice but i listened over and over again and couldn’t decipher it. had to go to peach’s profile and watch a tiktok where she wrote the lyrics on the screen. fake plated watch. that makes more sense. i still hear bey blade though

#peach prc #you’re so lucky you’re gorgeous #manic dream pixie

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there should be a honk shoo emoji with a little sleep cap a la scrooge

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i am truly a Rabid peach prc fan i love her music on a level that is frankly a little embarrassing

#i’ve been here since she had brown hair and 2 songs on spotify #i’m in deep #one of my friends (who i’m not especially close with) knows her and when she told me that i practically short circuited and went haywire #and she seems incredibly nonplussed with my absolute and total lack of chill

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nothing in the goddamn world hits like a peach prc chorus. it is a singular experience. unparalleled as of yet in my life.

#peach prc u r a genius

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extreme lesbian-who-dated-men-and-came-out-as-an-adult-thanks-to-comphet relatability from the line abt liking a guy bc he’s dumb enough that you’ll win every argument in peach prc’s new song 😭

#truly was only with men to feel desired and be correct #in retrospect

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jesus christ, there are some genuinely GLARING errors in this book

my copy of funny story came today (!!!!) and my thoughts thus far are:

1) i LOVE miles

2) someone please get emily henry a better copy editor for the love of god she’s emily freaking henry for fucks sake—she’s being published by BERKELEY! of fucking penguin random house!! she shouldn’t have multiple errors in her books. i’m only on page 77 and i’ve found three

#and far too fucking many of them #small and glaring alike #even emily henry needs editing!!! #reporting live from page 287

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is it normal for people to get “are you mad at me” texts from their mothers

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my copy of funny story came today (!!!!) and my thoughts thus far are:

1) i LOVE miles

2) someone please get emily henry a better copy editor for the love of god she’s emily freaking henry for fucks sake—she’s being published by BERKELEY! of fucking penguin random house!! she shouldn’t have multiple errors in her books. i’m only on page 77 and i’ve found three

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“there’s something about talking about harry potter that just feels transphobic” literally yes. it is the truth

#uncarley

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it’s so confusing to me when people are friends with a man

#one of my friends posted hiking photos with this dude and i’m like? oh? what do you have him for?? #like when people who aren’t men have a bunch of dude friends i’m always like #you trust ALL of them?? #you think you found that many good ones?? #idk bro #seems suspicious #i guess technically i do have friends who are men #but there are like 3 of them and 1 of them is my cousin #and they’re all the type of dudes to read adrienne rich and brené brown of their own accord #one of them recently read the tragedy of heterosexuality #like yeah i do trust the socialist librarian who irons his bedsheets cooks in an apron and has been in love with the same girl for 17 years #but people will just be pickin up any old man off the street and goin yep! i’ll keep this one around! #why!! what do they offer you!! i simply don’t get it

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FOUR

every few years i buy a pack of like 30 nose studs because i lose them semi regularly and a couple months back i noticed i was down to only 2 more spares so i ordered new ones for the first time in probably 4 years but as soon as i ordered them i stopped losing nose rings. i haven’t lost a nose ring since i placed the order. not only that, but i have Found THREE previously lost nose studs. this feels like some kind of weird karmic phenomenon but i can’t fathom what or why

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a real sentence i just thought: “i should give my pussy a break. it’s getting a little too overwrought” i’m actually unbearable

#that’s not even a correct use of the word overwrought #i gotta stop getting this stoned it makes me fuck up my words too much

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pig #2 is the best episode of very important people yet

#ally beardsley you’ve done it again #dropout

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this my kyky thing is disgusting what the hell is going on

#sorry i’m being a hater tonight #but genuinely what the fuck #so cringe #the circle

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nope never mind fuck this guy

i’m watching the new season of the circle and this spiky blond man (young papi fuego?? said in a way that makes me think he doesn’t rly speak spanish??) is so painful to listen to and look at bc he so clearly thinks he’s so cool but i’m just like damn. imagine being like this at, what was it, 29 years old?? good god. that’s so embarrassing. i feel so much secondhand embarrassment watching him. he has to know the only people he’s cool to are going to be teenage girls. idk he’s giving toxic pop punk band member

#broken clock and all that