This week on “I found it in the McDonald’s bathroom”
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"i don’t like the way you dress"
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reasons why babies are not needed
head to body ratio is uneven
when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
baby unable to hunt for the clan
baby is slow and usually racist
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so i’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties, and i’m like “what the fuck, again?”
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