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The thoughts in my head look like this....

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Summer goals

…all i need.

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Wait, what? Oh, yeah, ok.

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someday...

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Who gives a fuck when you start. Point is, you're starting.

Why do people wait for new years to change their lives

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push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise. 2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 3. erase processed food from your diet. start with no lollies, chips, biscuits, then erase pasta, rice, cereal, then bread. use the rule that if a child couldn’t identify what was in it, you don’t eat it. 4. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 5. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything. 6. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice. 7. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small. 8. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full. 9. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle. 10. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck. 11. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog. 12. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through. 14. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 15. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends. 16. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.

Sixteen Small Steps to Happiness (via hhhhhhhhhhhelen)

Not 100% on number 3, but everything else sounds lovely.

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Amazing

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

I mean….it’s true.

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Take a look at that

Sooo, I don't usually have a whole lot of time to watch tv or play around on the internet. I pull out my laptop maybe a couple times a week to catch up on some blogs. So today, I'm reading Starcasm.net and come across an article about Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom having yet ANOTHER plastic surgery/breast augmentation. I love reading all the delusional shit that Farrah always says and I'd like to point out a few things.

1. She says her old implants started to feel "like water balloons" so that's why she got bigger ones. I can't help but think all of Nik Richie's "refund gap" talk actually got to her.

http://thedirty.com/2013/06/back-door-teen-mom-farrah-abraham-took-your-advice/

2. She says she's tough. Really? Is that why you start to cry when someone calls you out? Like Dr. Phil, for example. I watched clips of that interview and instead of backing down he pushed her on certain topics and instantly she'd get that quiver in her voice like she was going to cry.

3. She says now she looks more natural and that people she meets do not think she's had any plastic surgery or that she looks fake. Ok, you just look like Max Headroom when you smile.

And also your profile looks like you're completely made of wax. I'm often reminded of The Outer Limits episode that was used in a scene from Mrs Doubtfire when I see your side profile.

Ugh, this girl is just something else. You know, if we ignore her, she'll just go away..

#teen mom #farrah abraham #nik richie #mrs doubtfire rant starcasm dr phil

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Tucker Barkley, omg. I'm so amazed by this dude. He's 23 and way cooler than you and I. 

I love his vids and watch them repeatedly. This is my new obsession.

#tuckerbarkley kubscoutz screamandshout dance choreo

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Love him!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt at TIFF press conference for Looper

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This is amazing and I only wish I'd found it first. #hotcheetos #snacksnacksnack

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My Idol. #MissPiggy #SassyPig

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This is why I love this man!

#jgl #joseph gordon-levitt #jimmy kimmel

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Andy Samberg - 7 Minutes in Heaven (by 7minutesinheaven)

This is too funny.

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Hell’s Angel dog being being frisked at one of the Occupy protests.

(via)

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Hiccups,

yous a bitch.

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this must have more notes

Reblog if you are against bullying