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the purge but in reverse everything is illegal for 24hrs so we all just go to bed and be quiet for a bit
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“pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis”
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soft frecklie dan icon’s (requested by anon)
hex codes: 1. #aac9eb 2. #c48d8d 3. #afabc5 4. #e7dea9
pretty pls like/reblog if using :^)
circular versions under the cut !!
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why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
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“Good evening ladies and gentlemen and of course, all other configurations of being. My name is Wilford Warfstache.”
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american psycho but with markiplier and darkiplier thanks and bye
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markired’s aesthetics:   mark & wilford  +  imaginary friend
↳ inspired by @pokemon95101‘s headcanon that wilford is mark’s childhood imaginary friend who ends up getting corrupted.  ( read the full headcanon here. )
“Wilford? You’re my best friend in the whole wide world, you know that?“ “As you are mine, Mark.“ “You’ll stay with me forever, right?“ “As long as you don’t forget me.“ “I won’t. I promise.“
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I fully support this guy
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Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.
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Sugar, Spice, and IIIIIIM TYLER.
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Thank you!
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this is the worst thing i’ve ever drawn 
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Are fedoras really that bad?
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YES YES THEY ARE
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personal 
my boyfriend and i were supposed to skype after he got off work but then he decided to go to his friend tommy’s house while he was in town which i get i guess but when he got home he finally called me 30 minutes after he promised he would and i ended the skype call bc i had a panic attack and then he disappeared like an hour and a half ago and i think hes asleep and im sad and pissed.
also plz dont assume hes a bad guy i promise he isnt he just does shit like this sometimes ugh
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tutorial
question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?
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Simple:
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lowercase helvetica
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for extra points: add japanese text
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It’s 4/20’s eve, make sure to leave out Milk and Brownies for Snoop dogg
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m o o d b o a r d ; iconic selfies
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