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People are gonna get tired of constantly reaching out to you, and you not reciprocating. If you haven’t, call the person who always checks on you. Ask them how they are doing. Begin to appreciate the people who care about you. Acknowledge selfish behavior and strive to correct it.

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this guy in my biology class sent this to me when i asked if he did the homework

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Harold & Maude, dir. Hal Ashby

I just recently watched Harold and Maude after years of never getting round to it. It did not disappoint.

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Major food groups, Awful library books

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Disney Gentlemen + Different ways to say “I love you”

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“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

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I keep forgetting that Chris Pratt’s character has an actual name in Jurassic World

to me it’s just Chris Pratt

doing his job

saving the world

guarding the galaxy

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We tried to fight back but they were too strong.

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WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF

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“If commercialization is putting my art on a shirt so that a kid who can’t afford a $30,000 painting can buy one, then I’m all for it.”

Keith Haring

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this