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i still haven’t recovered from the time in high school where i was casted as karen in spongebob the musical, and i convinced myself to be so enamored with the character of plankton to make sure me and my plankton’s chemistry was legit. like i watched so much spongebob for two months, and i guess it did work cause so many people thought we were dating in real life (which we eventually did) (for a hot second) (that’s another story), but the damage was apparently irreparable, because every time i see a clip of him, —or god forbid— hear one of those plankton AI covers, his voice legit does something very bad to me. this is so humiliating. i can’t even pinpoint what kind of attraction this is but i cannot escape it. i need to be fucking euthanized or something. christ.

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Day 27: Off-duty

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what the fuck is he even talking about

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dgs button designs,,,, will have these up Soon

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My friend just made me feel weird for asking so now i gotta know.

If you do have a favorite bird please please tell me in the tags, i want to see some Birds!!

#i have a million favorite birds but rn it’s probably the northern flicker

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taylor swift is neither tortured nor is she any kind of poet lol

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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

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Life in an Autism World

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I return from my long slumber with an offering of birds

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#my dad wears these things all the time these are just the my dad hat

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and now stuff from today. mostly ace attorney (theres one sam and max one but im postin separately). ignore my horrid notes i like writing down everything when playing detective games

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real thing in my closet i spent money on (my mom was pissed)

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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can you stop moaning while i dissect you its really starting to get on my nerves

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who said that

who up coining they slot tonite