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I know that the popular theory is that Caroline had an affair with the wizard and that resulted in Abby and the affair is why the witch hates her ex husband.

But hear me out. What if Abby's real mom is the witch. What if there wasn't an affair. What if Caroline was pregnant but her child died and Pierre was too busy with his store to notice. What if Rasmodius gave her Abigail to raise as her own because he and his wife wouldn't have time to take care of a child or because he was not ready to be a father. And then the witch got angry at him and the townsfolk because they took her daughter away.

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We bought our new sweet kitten a harness for walks. We had her try it on to get her comfortable with it and I’m not sure she loved it. 

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Discord has introduced microtransactions to make only specific users hear sound effects. Skype is back as a livestreaming platform. X is now marketing “twitter” as a paid-only private area to post in on X. There are clouds gathering above the field now. There’s an ache in your tooth when you eat something sweet, sharp and stabbing, but you put it off. The wind makes the puddles in the mud ripple after it rains. When you look out, you like to pretend they are deeper, deep enough to drown in. You wonder if you’d still be able to see just how big the cloud-heavy sky is as you fall beneath the surface. You wonder if you’d hear the first drops of rain. You wonder how the wind always seems to find you out there. The field is large, and it is cold outside. Come inside now. It’s getting late.

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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

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my dentist thinks my chronic dry mouth might be due to sleeping w my mouth open and recommended an anti-snoring device and im like ok im game to try that but i do need to tell you that i already wear dry-eye goggles at night. this has no bearing on whether or not i can also use the anti-snoring device i just need you to know how ridiculous im gonna look

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One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

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I see ya’ll’s Cad Bane post and I raise you:

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i hate all FNV mods that restore/add an option to convince Mr. House to broker a truce between himself and the Brotherhood of Steel because it's not just a symptom of a completionist, goopy goblin gamer brain that doesn't want to miss out on any of the CONTENT, but also because Mr. House's inflexibility on his desire to see the Brotherhood of Steel exterminated is such a significant character moment. Because it's a moment where this autocrat who views himself as purely rational, purely objective, and purely motivated by an altruistic desire to protect (what he thinks are) the best interests of humanity is forced to let his mask slip in front of the lackey on which he completely depends. He has zero reasonable rationale to want the Brotherhood destroyed and he knows it, he just hates them, and he hates them just because he thinks that they're just fucking lame. He, personally, finds the cultish medieval technoknight schtick obnoxious enough to justify total obliteration, and the fact that he will not back down on this is supposed to be revealing! It makes sense, too, if you understand how aesthetically driven his vision for the future of Vegas and humanity is and how badly a bunch of LARPers in power armor wandering around outside clashes with that aesthetic (he is, literally, a RETVRN guy, except he wants to "retvrn" to everybody looking like they're going to see the Rat Pack perform in concert). Mr. House's stubbornness on this issue is intentionally frustrating, especially if you're someone who up to this point may have found him otherwise agreeable! The Brotherhood of Steel is also something of a mirror, or a competitor even, to Mr. House's vision of himself as the sole worthy heir to the splendor of pre-war technology and control thereof, but that's actually far less important than the fact that he just hates their pussy

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i have fallout 4 nostalgia and by fallout 4 nostalgia i mean hancock i always miss hancock

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Minecraft updates vs Terraria updates are so funny now. It's like going to the minecraft store is like "heres the burger, and i know you voted for fries as your side but more people wanted pickles. Also we're changing our policy so you have to eat it with a spoon. See you in half a year for a second burger"

Where Terraria is "ok so you want a burger? Got it boss, fries? sure, oh want ketchup? can do. Yeah it'll take a bit of time but we'll get you a corn dog. Cake? why not that sounds great. Oh we're donating todays profits to charity btw. Want anything else with your order?"

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I think if a landlord dies then all the people occupying their houses should automatically get ownership

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Terraria is the most parralel play ass videogame.

"I'm furnishing the house what are you doing?"

"I'm travelling to the edge of the continent what are you doing?"

"I'm digging a pit to hell what are you doing?"

"I'm smashing altars that contain untold evil what are you doing"?

*Screaming heard followed by 'Player has been spaghettified by Blue Slime'

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should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

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Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

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