idlebirdsparagon

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I'm normal about this podcast I promise. hey google can you survive eating a cassette tape.

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Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

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me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

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So I decided to look up what songs are turning 10 this year and I'm very *dabs* old and upset

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She deserves every ounce of adoration the world has to offer.

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#“im so fucking confused right now!” is a running gag between a coworker and i

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Zuko: And finally, allow me to introduce the Avatar, Aang.

Aang: Ambassador Aang.

Zuko: Ambassador of what? You’re the only member of your nation.

Aang: And whose great-grandpa’s fault is that?

Zuko: Touche, ambassador.

Aang: I changed my mind now I’m King Aang.

Zuko: What.

Aang: King of the Air Nomad.

Zuko: That doesn’t even make any- whatever. Let’s just proceed with the meeting.

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Unmute !

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I'm not a weeper, I'm a sobber. I sob. I don't weep like I've just received a letter stating that my husband died in battle. No. I sob as if I've lost something dear to me that was never truly mine to begin with. I sob.

#sobbing for sure #im exhausted after crying #(something ive done a lot of recently)