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          hey dudes !! sorry i haven’t been here in ages and because of that i’ve decided to move chad to my multi @brcvewings !! please follow me over there if you’d still like to interact with him !!
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✧ ( SHAMELESS SENTENCE STARTERS.
warning: triggers apply. adult language, sexual themes, violence, offensive subjects, offensive behaviors. please read & reblog with caution.
❛ And what exactly does “hooked up” mean? ❜ ❛ It’s like a car wreck… you can’t not watch. ❜ ❛ What’s that smell? It’s either vomit or fancy cheese. ❜ ❛ There is no God. We’re all gonna die. ❜ ❛ The hell? You’re supposed to negotiate! ❜ ❛ If you’re looking for money, I don’t have any yet.  ❜ ❛ How do you feel about metal splinters to the eye? ❜ ❛ Are you up-to-date on your rabies shots? ❜ ❛ I don’t like that you’re getting hurt on purpose to make money. ❜ ❛ You’re kidding me? You’re actually serious about this shit? ❜ ❛ You’re kinda growing on me. ❜ ❛ Wanna see how fast I can unhook your bra? ❜ ❛ You make my life a living hell and I want you out of here now. ❜ ❛ Half of the world has penises, why do people get so upset about seeing them? ❜ ❛ You’re nothing but a warm mouth to me. ❜ ❛ I think I’m depressed. I’ve been feeling kind of funky lately. ❜ ❛ I never said it was yours. You just wanted it to be. ❜ ❛ Wouldn’t be the first time somebody’s disappointed me. ❜ ❛ I don’t mean to be an asshole. It’s just… genetic. ❜ ❛ Fuck you is what you were invited to. ❜ ❛ I can’t even begin to imagine what kind of pussy you’d be in juvie. ❜ ❛ I want normal people problems. Like, am I getting enough fiber? ❜ ❛ Hey, I think I just insulted myself. ❜ ❛ Hey! What the fuck man! He’s/she’s dead! ❜ ❛ Oh, could you be a little more vague? ❜ ❛ You came all the way down here to talk about my pubes? ❜ ❛ How the fuck do you not have a gun? ❜ ❛ Sure you’re ready to pop your armed robbery cherry? ❜ ❛ You should have seen your face. ❜ ❛ You don’t know who you messed with, bitch. ❜ ❛ You fuck with the bull, you get an ass full of horns! ❜ ❛ I’m not used to having people yell at me all day long. ❜ ❛ I have this friend. I think you two might really hit it off. ❜ ❛ I’ve seen you put out after the first drink. ❜ ❛ You know, I’d hug you but neither of us would like that. ❜ ❛ I don’t get why just don’t use her/his face for target practice. ❜ ❛ I want a fucking lawyer motherfucker! ❜ ❛ You’re covering your own ass and you know it. ❜ ❛ You know I used a condom. ❜ ❛ Do you know where I can buy a gun? ❜ ❛ You think you scare me? Bring it, bitch! ❜ ❛ I’m starting to get fucking homicidal. ❜ ❛ I will make this kitchen my bitch. ❜ ❛ They’re having a party for kids across the street. No booze. ❜ ❛ A shrink at school says I’m one of God’s mistakes. ❜ ❛ I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you! ❜ ❛ Did the two of us finish an entire gallon of box wine the other night? ❜ ❛ I can’t handle anything up my ass without alcohol! ❜ ❛ I’d be crying right now if I wasn’t so high. ❜ ❛ I’m not my dad. You hear me? I’m not my fucking dad! ❜ ❛ I would never do half the shit that you’ve done to us. Why are you even here? ❜ ❛ Even the homeless get better stuff than us. ❜ ❛ I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself. ❜ ❛ You want to get shit faced in the middle of the day.  ❜ ❛ You have no money yet you’re going into a grocery store. Interesting. ❜ ❛ Let’s go get drunk and buy a gun. ❜ ❛ It’s a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn’t it? ❜ ❛ If this is a relationship you wanna save, then you gotta fucking save it. ❜ ❛ Off to deal drugs on a Saturday morning? ❜ ❛ I’m probably biased, you deserve better than him. ❜ ❛ If you don’t get out right now, I will shoot you. ❜ ❛ Still don’t want your family to know? ❜ ❛ Did I mention that I’m falling in love with you? ❜ ❛ You can’t feel a persons headache by touching his head. ❜ ❛ Are you robbing me with my own fucking gun? ❜ ❛ How can you tell when you’re in love with someone? ❜ ❛ Is that supposed to be some kind of insult? ❜ ❛ I’m done living the way other people want me to live. ❜ ❛ I think I was trying to prove something, not to you but to myself.  ❜ ❛ If it wasn’t sex then what was the problem? ❜ ❛ What do you want me to say? That I’m self-destructive? ❜ ❛ Random destruction makes you think of me? ❜ ❛ I haven’t abused marijuana like the rest of you, so yes I remember. ❜ ❛ Your turf? What is this West Side Story? ❜ ❛ All I’m gonna be thinking about while you choke me out is how much I love you. ❜ ❛ If I don’t invest in myself, no one else will. ❜ ❛ It smells worse than a dead hooker’s ass in there. ❜ ❛ I don’t wanna be me anymore. ❜ ❛ Why would anyone go to the zoo sober? ❜ ❛ I’ve had so many abortions the next one is free. ❜ ❛ I’d trade my left nut for one more hour of sleep. ❜ ❛ How do you do that? The nice thing? ❜ ❛ I’m sick of living in your shadow. ❜ ❛ I never thought I’d say this but you were right. ❜ ❛ Where can I get knives and blunts? ❜ ❛ I can’t share a room with someone in constant state of arousal! ❜ ❛ I’m sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case. ❜ ❛ I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. ❜ ❛ I’ve never seen you put on deodorant before. ❜ ❛ I haven’t had a drink for two days…well granted I was unconscious. ❜ ❛ I’ll be in the bushes across the street stalking you. ❜ ❛ Is there anything more enjoyable on earth than humiliating your peers? ❜ ❛ I need to buy a gun. For protection. In case there’s a shooting here. I’m scared. ❜ ❛ It’s my job to tell you when you’re making a huge mistake. ❜ ❛ Have you ever woken up naked in the street with no idea how you got there? ❜ ❛ You’re either boning or you’re waiting to bone. ❜ ❛ Doctors are thieves, they just have degrees to keep them out of jail. ❜ ❛ You want me to be realistic? Okay, I’ll be realistic. ❜ ❛ I confided in you and you told everyone. ❜ ❛ I have no idea what that means but I’m enjoying trying to picture it. ❜ ❛ I never made any fucking promises to you! ❜
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SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ What the hell happened? ❞
❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
❝ It’s their blood. ❞
❝ Where are your guns? ❞
❝ You’re better than me. ❞
❝ Put your hands up! ❞
❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞
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          WALK AWAY. yo lovelies !! so i’m working on a future reboot for my multi and have decided to cut quite a few of my muses. i made this poll for any muses i’m not quite sure about dropping or not so i would appreciate if y’all took a peek and gave me your opinons !!
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❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
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↪   idk how else to answer this. accepting. @idcntdance
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The Shannara Chronicles Sentence Starters
❝ Only an idiot would travel these woods alone. ❞
❝ When the sleep calls there is no time for goodbyes. ❞
❝ Whatever’s going on you can tell me. ❞
❝ I don’t need you to hold my hand and I don’t need your emotions in the way of what we have to do. ❞
❝ Just so we’re clear, my feeling’s aren’t in the way. ❞
❝ My feelings for you are what keep me going. ❞
❝ If you want to survive in this world, you need to start taking care of yourself, because no one is gonna do that for you. ❞
❝ When you’ve spent your life being judged for who you are, you try to keep an open mind about people. ❞
❝ All I wanted was my life to be my own. To be free. Turns out fate has a twisted sense of humor. ❞ 
❝ Everything, all of this, is not happening because of you, it is happening to you. And the sooner you accept that, the better. ❞
❝ You can’t walk away from your destiny, _____ ❞
❝ Only a king knows the weight of a crown. ❞
❝ It’s a good thing I’m coming with you. I can annoy the demons to death. ❞
❝ I’m not much of a fighter. ❞
❝ We’re all fighters in this war. ❞
❝ Who’d have thought, the princess and the rover, bound by a tragic fate. ❞
❝ She thinks that we’ve ran off without her and that she’s alone again and I’m not going to let that happen. ❞
❝ We may not like it but we’re in this together. ❞
❝ A child shouldn’t be left to walk through life alone. ❞
❝ You wish it was me that died than night instead of _____, don’t you? See, I wish the same thing. ❞
❝ Your power may be growing, but be careful how you use it and with whom. ❞
❝ I leave you alone for a few hours and look what happens. You completely fall apart. ❞
❝ So it’s rover custom to jump into the bed of every guy you meet? ❞
❝ What? Afraid you’ll like it? ❞
❝ Look, they’re dead. We’re not. End of story. ❞
❝ Hey, eyes up here. ❞
❝ And now you are king. ❞
❝ Don’t you get it? We all have a part to play. I’m doing mine, now it’s up to you. ❞
❝ No, we’re not leaving you here! That’s insane! ❞
❝ Do you think he made it? ❞
❝ When and if I kill you, I want it to be my choice, not his. ❞
❝ You’re braver than you look. ❞
❝ Don’t mistake terror for bravery. ❞ 
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Star-Crossed (TV Show) Sentence Starters Pt. 1
❝ It’s not about making a point. It’s about saving my sister. That’s my job. ❞ 
❝ No, your job is to support her! ❞
❝ We’re from two different worlds, _____. ❞
❝ You have no idea what you’re talking about. ❞
❝ We can’t keep pretending that doesn’t matter. ❞
❝ Us minorities gotta stick together. ❞
❝ It only matters if we let it. ❞
❝ Did anyone see you come in? ❞
❝ I never got to say thank you. For saving my life. ❞
❝ We may be from different worlds, but in some way we’re still the same. ❞
❝ Do you think it doesn’t kill me every time I have to walk away from you? ❞
❝ I would feel a little safer if you and your can of pepper spray were around. ❞
❝ I am your weakness and I don’t want to be. ❞ 
❝ You’re a good guy, right? ❞
❝ I’m not a good guy, but you make me want to be one. ❞
❝ After the carnival he won’t even look at me. ❞ 
❝ You really know how to sweep a girl off her feet. ❞
❝ His whole world came crashing down. Now he has no one. ❞
❝ I can’t ask you to wait for a day that might never come. ❞
❝ Can this day possibly get anymore insane? ❞
❝ Looking real pretty, sweetheart. ❞
❝ Try to relax, you’re not be judged. ❞
❝ How did you get that scar? ❞
❝ The thing at the lake, I’m not going to hold you to it. ❞
❝ You need to cool off and I need some air. ❞ 
❝ All you ever do is push me away and pretend like I don’t exist. ❞
❝ I would give you everything. Just not now. ❞
❝ I wanted to keep you safe. ❞
❝ Don’t hurt him! ❞
❝ You don’t know this, but I’ve come pretty close to death before and I learned you have to believe you’re gonna make it or it’s like you’ve already lost. ❞
❝ When we were together you always came first. Still do. ❞
❝ My path always leads me right back here…to you. ❞
❝ Fighting for my people nearly lost both our lives. ❞
❝ No baby of mine is going to live inside a jail. ❞ 
❝ That jail is my home. ❞
❝ All I can think about it kissing you. ❞
❝ I don’t know if you noticed, but I’m not a little girl anymore. ❞
❝ If you could all just take the testosterone down a notch, you’d see we all want the same thing here, right? ❞
❝ You’re a knockout even if you’re knocked up. ❞
❝ You’re just like your father, full of naive optimism. Look where it got him. ❞
❝ It took 10 years for you to reconnect with him and like 10 seconds for you to dump him? ❞
❝ Do you think that I’m the kind of girl that’s worth fighting for? ❞
❝ I think you’re the kind of girl people go to war for. ❞ 
❝ I just don’t think you and me are worth fighting for. ❞
❝ I don’t think you can get really close to anyone until they’re completely honest with you. ❞
❝ You have an obsession with helping people, you know that? ❞
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iicybitch — ( veronica )
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          ❝ well hello mr. basketball. ❞
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          “ well hello to you to veronica. how’s cheerleading been ??”
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Send me a number and I’ll open my icon folder and write up a starter with that icon.
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chaylor or chadpay lmao
i fucking love this meme // accepting. ( @obviouslyspecial​ )
Name: Jordan “Sammy” Piper Miler
Gender: Cis female
General Appearance: Light brown skin, dark brown eyes, and curly dark brown hair
Personality: She is very outgoing and does well with in school, but it’s definitely not a top priority for her. She loves makeup and parties and hanging out with friends, but she also believes in loving yourself the way you are ( acne, big hair, sweatpants and all ). She tries to be a positive person most of the time, but has no reservations on making fun of her friends or family. Sarcasm is her favorite weapon.
Special Talents: being beautiful and amaing
Who they like better: Yikes um um tbh probs Zeke
Who they take after more: Hella both
Personal Head canon: Jordan thinks Zeke is her dad when she first shows up at Pay’s house looking for her parents, yike™
Face Claim: Zendaya
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chaylor because i got u fam
i fucking love this meme // accepting.
Name: Isabella “Izzy” Rose Danforth
Gender: Cis female
General Appearance: Medium dark brown skin, dark brown eyes, and wavy black hair
Personality:She’s her father’s daughter through and through. She values her extracurricular activities over her school work. Her older sisters tutoring ( and occasionally locking her in her room without her electronics and only her homework ) are the only reason her parents haven’t found out about her slipping grades. She’s very athletic and tends to speak her mind without considering the repercussions of saying everything she’s thinking. She’s very sweet though and while being tough is her front, she’s a complete romantic at heart. 
Special Talents: Art. Izzy loves to draw and paint.
Who they like better: Chad
Who they take after more: Chad
Personal Head canon: Wow does she do lots of sports. Basketball is definitely her game ( and softball ), but she keeps up with football enough to know the game ( despite the fact she’d rather die than play a game ). 
Face Claim: Rhyan Nicole Brown
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gimme more chaylor kids
i fucking love this meme // accepting.
Name: Paige Elizabeth Danforth
Gender: Cis female
General Appearance: Medium dark brown skin, dark brown eyes, and curly dark hair
Personality: So Paige is like a very even balance of Taylor and Chad. She’s much more relaxed than her older sister Kennedy about things like school but she’s not a complete slacker. She’s a very “B stands for Better!” type of person. She enjoys dressing up for parties and going out with her friends but also is a very familial person and loves to stay home playing stupid board games with her parents and sisters. She’s very over protective of her sisters despite being the middle child and is very extroverted. Also bisexual af.
Special Talents: Paige learned how to play the guitar from [insert the nonexistent hsm character who can play guitar] and likes to sing to herself in her room, but she would never go public with it. 
Who they like better: um um she’s pretty moderate she loves both her parents equally
Who they take after more: both??? like she’s a pretty even balance
Personal Head canon: She played sports when she was growing up and really enjoyed it ( especially softball to the delight of her father ) but decided she wanted to focus on her studies and possibly other clubs during high school, so she stopped playing. she’ll still watch baseball with her dad all the time though.
Face Claim: Aja Naomi King
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chad and tay obvs
i fucking love this meme // accepting.
Name: Kennedy Grace Danforth
Gender: Cis female
General Appearance: Light brown skin, pale brown eyes, and curly dark hair
Personality:She is very much like Taylor when it comes to her studies and her leadership skills. Type A personality, always buzzing with knowledge and gossip. The only part of her personality that can be traced back to Chad is her temper. She gets frustrated very easily ( being a perfectionist and all ) and instead of handling it calmly and quietly as her mother does, Kennedy tends to vocally ( and occasionally physically ) express her anger. Also gay af.
Special Talents: ummmmm she can literally debate any topic ever and WIN
Who they like better: Chad
Who they take after more: Taylor
Personal Head canon: Kennedy goes on runs routinely since it keeps her in shape and helps her mentally, but she’ll also always go on a run if she’s frustrated or angry or emotional because it helps calm her down.
Face Claim: Logan Browning
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If they had a kid meme
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                a daughter was born, and they called her AURORA. 
                                              yes, they named her after the dawn, for she filled their lives with sunshine. 
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If they had a kid meme
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text message starters pt. 1
[ text; ] this is a terrible idea
[ text; ] fuCK you f*ck your cartoon hotdog husband fuck his stupid sunglasses and FUCK the ketchup kids (and fuck THEIR sunglasses)
[ text; ] i need help.
[ text; ] i don' t know wh a t to fuckign do w i th myself a nymo re
[ text; ] i got a dog!!!!! I GOT A DOG!!!!
[ text; ] please let me come over and pet your dog?
[ text; ] anyway i'm bleeding, like, really badly. no worries though i'm good
[ text; ] i love death and dying
[ text; ] i fucked up. i fucked up really badly.
[ text; ] I BROKE EVERYTHING
[ text; ] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[ text; ] don't freak out but i'm in the hospital.
[ text; ] leave me alone.
[ text; ] i said not to talk to me.
[ text; ] QUICK WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SONG
[ text; ] some-
[ text; ] this might be the last text i ever send you.
[ text; ] i'm going to do it.
[ text; ] i'm sorry.
[ text; ] fCUK I PUNCHED MYSELF I NTHE FACE
[ text; ] i'm playing club penguin and you wouldn't believe the shit these 9 year olds are saying to me
[ text; ] you okay?
[ text; ] i'm so worried please text back please please please
[ text; ] 'i don't drink coffee,' i say, before chugging an entire pot of it
[ text; ] what would happen if i just, like, downed seven five-hour energies. does that equal 35 hours of energy
[ text; ] brb, descending into hell.
[ text; ] it's 3 am and i can't sleep
[ text; ] GO TO BED!!!!!!!!
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