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icarian-angel · 30 days
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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valentines cookies from work !! :)
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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I’m just thinking about how many times I’ve heard my dad on a long call with an obvious scammer and I’ll start begging him to get off the phone because I always think he’s a very easy mark and he’ll just keep going and then after a while he’ll say something like “I died 20 years ago” and hang up.
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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pretty boys......they are everywhete
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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hold on a second man…
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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Reblog to hit Jurgen Leitner with a pipe
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icarian-angel · 3 months
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nothing more sobering than realizing you'd been assuming a cover of a song was the original...like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed
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