nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?
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U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.
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In case anyone thinks this type of sanism doesn't happen on Tumblr
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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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