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[iamchrissi]

It’s kind of interesting that Dracula goes on and on about how being notably foreign in England will make him friendless, for “a stranger in a strange land, he is no one; men know him not—and to know not is to care not for.” Meanwhile no one in Bistritz knows Jonathan, and yet they weep for him, press gifts upon him, beg him to turn back, and even risk their lives to try to get him away from danger.

Maybe the count makes no friends in strange lands because he just sucks.

#dracula daily

[iamchrissi]

Serious literary critics: [Thumbing through a volume of Sigmund Freud] We interpret Lucy’s dream to mean that she purposely sought out Dracula for sex. She needs to be recognized as a sexual creature.

Tumblr, the horniest website out there: [Googling ‘symptoms of cardiac arrest/near death experiences/extreme blood loss’] We interpret Lucy’s dream to be terrifying. She needs a doctor and a therapist right now.

#dracula daily

[iamchrissi]

BUCKTOMMY + hands 2/?

#911

[iamchrissi]

I love couples that high-five after tragic, near-death experiences.

#911

[iamchrissi]

bucktommy + #subtlety 9-1-1 | 7.06 There Goes the Groom

#911

[iamchrissi]

I love how tommy has literally been fighting fires from the moment he left the bachelor party LAST NIGHT, and all through the next day while everyone was tracking down chim, and the FIRST thing he does after that hellish 24 hr shift is rush to the hospital, still in uniform, covered in soot, ALL TO SEE BUCK. BECAUSE THEY HAD A DATE. Despite the exhaustion, he prioritized buck first, and THAT'S why buck was so giddy and ran off when tommy texted him. THAT'S why buck couldn't wait to kiss him senseless as soon as he saw him, because yeah, that fire was a beast but so is tommy and buck knew what tommy went through just to get there.

#911

[iamchrissi]

if abc won’t give us the extended scenes i’m gonna need fic writers to do their thing [x]

#911

[iamchrissi]

the hospital staff watching buck and tommy make out and a new nurse goes “um, should we tell them to stop?” and one of the doctors who knows buck personally at this point waves them off and goes “no let him have it last time he was here he was dead” and the poor new person just 🧍‍♀️

#911

[iamchrissi]

Before these many witnesses, you have pledged your lives to one another. 

With their good wishes, and by the authority vested in me by the state of California and the Los Angeles Fire Department, you two just got hitched. 

#911

[iamchrissi]

Hey, brother. Kevin. You're a firefighter.

#911

[iamchrissi]

BuckTommy hugs & kiss in 7x06

#911

[iamchrissi]

3x1 | 7x6

#911

[iamchrissi]

2x8 | 7x6

#911

[iamchrissi]

#they been knew

#911

[iamchrissi]

Sorry I'm late.

#911

[iamchrissi]

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

[iamchrissi]

He’s so right actually