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Talking with someone about something serious and typing "Olay" instead of "Olay".

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Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn The Lord of the Rings: Two Towers 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

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The holy ritual of buying a Tesco meal deal

Standing in front of the sandwiches

You glance at the salads- who are you kidding you're not getting a salad, besides you didn't bring a fork

Ok back to sandwiches

Theyre either drowning in mayo or are literally just a slab of cheese between dry bread

Theres 1 vegan option and 20 variants of chicken

You tentatively pick your sandwhich

You grab the same drink you always do

Crisps- do we go salty? Cheesy? Disintegrate your tongue?

Put down that fruit fuck off you're not getting fruit for your snack

You take your first bite of sandwich

Shit

Its so dry

Oh you've messed up

Keep eating

Wait

Why is this good

It's so tasty

Oh wait never mind it's dry again

#tesco #tesco meal deal #only brits will understand #england

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tumblr are you telling me something

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these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

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 i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic

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you can make him transparent, if you want to

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Whats with your fascination with decay and rot?

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anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

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what the fuck is rizz. tell me i’m the knife you twist inside yourself

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People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.

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Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!