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several times a day i will come across a post that i would otherwise agree with about a Thing Being Bad but it is unfortunately like inexplicably linked to a reactionary societal decay narrative for like no reason whatsoever

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Lanchinho da tarde

#the gays ever #death note

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jar

#op you scare me #im mean im reblogging but still... #death note

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#dying

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

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and not a single good one let's go boys mediocre nation!

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

#kelsier #i wont apologise

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

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see and be seen

#mr burns

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other wrestling moves godzilla should use in next movie, ranked by how much i think “yeah, godzilla would do that”

giant swing

this is an easy sell. he has definitely done something similar at least once before to kumonga in final wars. can’t remember if he’s ever swung someone by their tail before, but seems like he should have if not.

power bomb

nothing too crazy here still. he picks someone up and slams them to the ground splat on their back. picture him power bombing kong and tell me it doesn’t just feel right.

tombstone piledriver

feel like this is a slightly more coordinated move for godzilla to pull off. he’s gotta find a way to grab someone and either flip them upside down or have them already be upside down when he picks them up. maybe he can knock someone down from behind so they’re laying prone, and then lift from their legs? or he just. fucking goes for it.

RKO

there’s a number of ways he can pull this off. he’s been more agile lately so he can pull off a running rko on someone and drag them to the ground. or maybe someone is trying to drop on him from above for him to pull this out as a counter. could even be a cool way to drag a non-amphibious monster into the ocean with him.

moonsault

could you fucking imagine

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as soon as I saw wealthy woman in the prompt I was ready to hate this character but I just can't she's so fun. I wanna get day drunk on mimosas with her

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I'm bored. Let's do some author slander

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"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

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oh yes it's that time of year