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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 5 months
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there are breasts on my roof. scampering about. wretched
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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Thinking about... Grieving the undead.
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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grocery store employee supervising self-check out: I'm impressed you knew to key in the code for grapes instead of trying to scan. no one ever knows to do that.
me externally: oh really? haha. that's so funny.
me internally, vibrating in place: I am getting a good grade in Grocery Store, something that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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Stupid dumb little comic
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 6 months
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is there a name for this
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 8 months
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 8 months
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Hi hello yes I’m so attracted to the idea of the reach around?? Let me sit with my back against your chest while you reach around my waist and touch me. I want my head to roll back onto your shoulder while you kiss my neck and get your fingers inside me
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 8 months
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 9 months
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 9 months
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 9 months
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"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
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i-might-be-a-lesbian · 9 months
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https://href.li/?https://www.pixiv.net/stacc/menkichi
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