i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
the smiths is so fucking funny. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. yeah alright. top ten relatable lyrics. steven patrick morrisey wails in his stupid wobbly english and im like yeah. if a double decker bus crashes into us to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die. you're so right. god. just shoot me now
hear me out on this speeding bullet dynamic. scout constantly trying to rizz sniper up or weird him out with outlandish hypotheticals and sniper responds totally deadpan seriously to scout's bullshit each time, instantly stopping scout in his tracks and uno reverse carding him by making him the one flustered instead
"hey hey snipes what if we kissed before the match tomorrow in front of the whole team"
"Ok"
"Wait -"
or "snipes would you still love me if I was a worm"
"Yeah I'd probably keep you in my pocket and love and cherish you forever"
"man.."
or "what if we walked into breakfast tomorrow holding hands"
"I'd really like that actually"
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