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Some of my personal favorite internal variants of the Goncharov poster 🤗❤️
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 22 days
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when vines cover up a brick wall dont remove them. bro.... That's her pubes....
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 23 days
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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 23 days
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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 24 days
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hælsæri á fætinum
það er svo sárt
að ganga' í nýjum fótsporum
í allt aðra átt
mér svíður í hendurnar
ég hélt allt og fast
í spjótið og stjörnurnar
sem gerðu ekkert gagn
ég vil ekki fórna mér
fyrir þann sem ég þekkti vel
örin hittir beint í mark
nú blæðir úr báðum hælum
þú vissir hvar þú áttir að miða
ég held að ég skilji loksins akkílles
ég sýndi þér minn veikasta stað
og þú sagðir að þú vildir aldrei meiða mig
en í hælinn þú skaust
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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my advice to you; put a little dijon mustard in any cheesy beige food. whisk it into your cheese sauce just before u add the cooked macaroni. spread a thin layer in your cheese toasties. add a spoonful to your mashed potatoes with the butter. anything thats gonna be heavy on rich dairy and starches will benefit enormously from the hint of warmth and acidity that dijon mustard will give it, even if you don't add enough to make it Taste Like Mustard (which, ideally, you shouldnt). itll cut through the richness and stop your tastebuds getting fatigue from too much fat&starch, which is important for the overall enjoyment of a dish. ur welcome. take this knowledge and change the world
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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if house was a drag queen his name could be ms.diagnosis
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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ég hermi eftir snertingum þínum
bara sammt með mínum egin höndum
en mínar hendur líkjast ekkert þínum
ég held sammt í mig sjálfa líkt og þú
öll þau svör sem ég mun aldrei fá að heyra
og hliðar sem ég aldrei fékk að sjá
en tíminn gengur ekki neitt tilbaka
þó mér finnst þú líta á mig eins og þá
allt sem var og ekki var
þessi á rennur til sjávar
ég geymi allan sjóinn bakvið augun
hann svellir sig við augasteina bakka
og þegar það er ekki lengur fjara
hann flæðir allur niður mína vanga
allt sem var og ekki var
þessi á rennur til sjávar
allt sem var og ekki var
þessi á rennur til sjávar
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i-dislike-tomatoes · 2 months
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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I hate when I crave and want and desire like girl if you don’t shut the fuck up and stare at the wall
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