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Gender-segregated security checks are so weird. I’m not binding and I’m wearing makeup and was asked to step out of the women’s pat-down line and go to the men’s. Sure dude, whatever. Hope you enjoy getting a handful of Surprise Tiddy.

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this blog is gonna be inactive now, I'm moving, I doubt anyone cares enough to visit my blog but if you do shoot me a message or ask and I'll post my new url

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THE SIN COMMANDMENTS

Alright, you guys asked for it, and here it is, the unabridged Nude Gospel! Under the cut to preserve the babies <3 

I tried to write out the scene, I really did, but it ended up being super long and hard to read so instead I made a copy of Alya’s power point!

((disclaimer: there are ~covered~ boobie pics so if thats not your cup of tea i suggest you skip the sermon!))

Keep reading

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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

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please reblog this if your blog is safe for asexuals

(an ace safe space)

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Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

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Date a guy who says things like:

drive safe

text me when you’re home safe

choke me harder

I can’t wait to see you

I’m proud of you

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I feel like this is so important honestly I do

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My sex drive is honestly scary like I don’t chill

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if i could clone myself you’re damn right one of the first things i do is fuck myself. how’s my ass? what’s my dick look like when it’s right in front of my face? am i actually good at sucking dick or kissing, or does everyone just keep that sort of information from me? i’m the only critic i trust,

#you know #i kinda hate myself #and before this post i was asked this and said i wouldn't #but now? #i'm curious #i totally would

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let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

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I keep having dreams about picking boys up and them nuzzling their embarrassed face in the crook of my neck, sometimes even pushing them against a wall with their legs wrapped around my hips.. but when will That actually Happen

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not to be controversial but fangs? horns? claws? sexy

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nsf/w art where the partners are visibly enjoying it and having a very good time…smiling, heart eyes, red faced, close n intimate pound town… makes me so happy 👌 bless

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I just kinda wanna like, tie a cute boy up with pink rope and then put a hitachi on super low with that masturbation sleeve attachment on him and just kinda tape the wand to his leg or something so it can’t move and then go work on my thesis or something while listening to him moan his head off in the other room.

#yes but #i'd rather stay in the room and watch

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*sweats heavily*

im just going to lie and say this was for anatomy practice…