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[hyugahell]

apples or bees

Hanabi: Apples of course!

Hinata: I-I would hope most people pick apples-?

Neji: Can I pick bees?

Hinata: ....Neji why do you want to pick bees?

Neji: Respectfully, mind your business Lady Hinata-

#hyuga clan blog #neji hyuga #hinata hyuga #I'll let you guess why anon

[hyugahell]

Hinata and Hanabi, do you love mom or dad more?

Hanabi: Well, I didn't really know our mother that much so.... father!

Hinata: I-I don't think I can answer a question like that! I love the both of them...but, I do miss mother quite a bit...

#hyuga clan blog #i don't think Hanabi was old enough to have solid memory of the mom ngl #I think the mom clocked out of life shortly after Hanabi was born #Hinata on the other hand....yea

[hyugahell]

Hinata who taught you how to cook? The servants, your mom, your team mom, or are u self taught

Hinata: Oh actually, all of those are correct! When I was younger, I would try to help my mother and the servants cook whenever I was allowed to. O-Once I graduated the academy though, Kurenai started showing me more recipes, so now I-I can try to make some on my own!

#hyuga clan blog #hinata hyuga #She likes cooking it helps her feel like she's accomplishing things

[hyugahell]

rtn hiashi and hiashi should swap universes

Neji: No I don't think they should- Not at all.

#hyuga clan blog #anon the emotional damage neji would get seeing a nice hiashi would be too much #Mfer would remind him too much of his father and he'd lose it

[hyugahell]

Have any of you ever tried eating an animal summon?

Hinata: Well... not that any of us have actually tried to, but-

Neji: Lord Hyuga would try to.

Hinata: No he wouldn't???

Hiashi: Hinata, have you seen how expensive lobster is at the market?? If I see a giant lobster I am absolutely going to attempt to eat it! I don't care if it's someone's 'precious summon', it's an animal and it's my future dinner!

Hinata: FATHER-!

#hyuga clan blog #look he just has the vibes...he'd do it #he would think of the practical benefits of taking out a animal of that size #he wouldn't give a fuck about animal summons feelings or the fact that they can talk #to him those are xl animals #plus he'd consider it training to take it down so... #if a summon can be killed they can be eaten just sayin

[hyugahell]

Hanabi how many times have you committed arson?

Hanabi: Shhhhhhhh~

Hinata: ...Hanabi-?

Hanabi: Don't worry about it, elder sister.

#hyuga clan blog #For every time she's gotten to a firework she's started a fire #Which in her youth translates to quite a bit #Typically not big fires but whew...there was a big one once

[hyugahell]

No offense to Hinata but GIRL, where tf did you get all those eyelashes from, i dont remember you having all that in part one 😭😭

Hinata: I-I'm sure they just... grew over time?

Hanabi: You stole them!

Hinata: What-?

Hanabi: You stole someone's eyelashes then glued them onto your own eyelids!!

Hinata: H U H??

#hyuga clan blog #hanabi please #that eyelash growth over the years tho #Hinata putting ppl to shame w/o trying

[hyugahell]

rtn hiashi hides in fear of rtn hinata

On most days he's hiding away and praying it's all just a phase that'll pass eventually. For now though, when the two go out for errands he'll throw his haori over Hinata if he feels people are staring too hard, much to Hinata's embarrassment (he means well and he's trying to keep them alive cause he knows his kid will very much kill them)

#hyuga clan blog #bro would be super afraid for everyone cause he knows hinata would end lives #he's the one apologizing for damages cause she's punching dudes through walls

[hyugahell]

what would rtn hiashi be like?

Neji: Dead, hopefully!

Hinata: Neji, no! If Father is alive now he wouldn't be dead in that universe- I mean, maybe Father isn't as stern as what he is now?... Maybe he's kind?

Neji: Ew, I could never imagine Lord Hyuga of all people being a decent person. It'd scare me for years if he acted like that!

Hiashi: ...Thank you, Neji. Thank you for your honesty. And you make it sound like I can't ever be nice! I guarantee you I absolutely can be such.

Neji: ...

Hinata: ...

Hiashi: ...I don't appreciate this silence from either of you-

#hyuga clan blog #was literally talking to a discord moot yesterday about rtn hiashi lmao #I'm sure he's be 1000% nicer but I personally feel like he'd just...not want his position #he'd be nice and not a bitch but tired as hell and hate his job #bro would let himself get kidnapped if it means he could take a break from his life #everyday is a game of “hinata where's your father?” cuz he hiding in the village somewhere

[hyugahell]

Going back to the databooks-

WHAT WAS THE A RANK MISSION HINATA????

Also woww more c ranks then d ranks, Kurenai Sensei must have a high opinion of you guys :00

Hinata: Oh, I-I think the amount of C-rank missions we've done has been of Kiba and his persistence, hehe. Kiba was very insistent on not being stuck doing "boring" missions, and Shino was silently in agreement with him. Although, yes, I also think Kurenai-sensei had a lot of confidence in our abilities and was willing to push us if it meant we would grow stronger together!

Hinata: N-now, the A- rank mission? Uhhh, well I think that was...

#hyuga clan blog #imma be real honest here with you...I looked back at my own manga + databook AND googled... #I got nothing about that haha- #I think this was one of those missions where Hinata succeeded in it over the timeskip if not during the itachi pursuit mission #(tho my money is on the first option of the two)

[hyugahell]

Hi, respectufl ask here~

what if... I ship NejiHina, can I reblog your content?

Maybe I can just use character tags and no shipping tags.

[Admin]: Good afternoon. As I have previously mentioned on a previous post AND have it written on my pinned post, incest shipping is not welcomed on this blog. So no, you cannot reblog my content as I am not at all comfortable with incest shippers interacting. It also doesn't matter if you tag it as such or not because I do check the profiles of nearly everyone who reblogs or follows this blog. This blog is simply not for you if you ship such.

#hyuga clan blog #admin answers #I am not kidding either #I have rules on my pinned post FOR A REASON y'all.

[hyugahell]

Have y’all ever seen the Road to Ninja dimension? if so, any opinions on the RTN teens Hiashi?

...those aren't his kids. Not to him, at all.

#hyuga clan blog #rtn? he hasn't heard of her! #fr tho rtn teens would scare tf outta hiashi #he'd straight up just leave bc he prefers his teens over....these imposters

[hyugahell]

Let’s say there’s no uchiha massacre or anything. What would hiashi’s reaction be if one of his daughters get together with an uchiha

Should the Uchiha massacre never had happened:

Hiashi: Alright Hinata, you're 13 so I am at the very least expecting the possibility of you becoming interested in dating. Which is...fine I suppose, but remember what I've told you about such matter?

Hinata: Y-you said I'm allowed to date so long as the person I choose is worthy and age appropriate?

Hiashi: And?

Hinata: A-and... so long as the person isn't one of Fugaku's offspring-?

Hiashi: Yes, just that! Very good.

#hyuga clan blog #it can be any uchiha in the village her age #just not sasuke #hiashi would rather die than have fugaku as a brother in law lmao

[hyugahell]

hizashi come back to life!!

Hizashi has appeared! Much to a now frightened twin's surprise-

#hyuga clan blog #hiashi hyuga #hizashi hyuga #anon you're a wizard

[hyugahell]

what about the betaverse, does hiashi know that-

Hiashi: "Beta-"?

*Hinata proceeds to snatch his phone and throw it into the nearby river*

Hinata, heavy breathing: It's for your own good, Father-

Hiashi: ???

#hyuga clan blog #Goddammit anon

[hyugahell]

Hinata what are your opinions on Sakura?

Hinata: Well... she can be loud a-and a bit scary at times. But, I think that just reflects her character. She isn't afraid to say what's on her mind at all, something I admire about her. On top of that, she's an incredibly smart girl and a wonderful friend! I-I'm really glad I was able to get closer to her ever since graduating!

#hyuga clan blog #hinata sakura friendship is real #sakura looked at hinata and said come here you're my buddy now #yknow cause hinata is hella shy

[hyugahell]

neji, finally use the shadow clone jutsu to attack hiashi, i believe in you

Neji: I'm trying anon, believe me I am. Someday...once I get much more chakra...

Naruto: You still haven't told me what you wanted to learn the jutsu for???

#hyuga clan blog #someday anon #neji and his 1000 clones gonna take down his uncle just watch