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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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In a world where there's a high school for adventuring, I highly doubt that Antiope's family is completely unique. There's probably dozens of kids whose parents are also adventurers.

Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????

Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.

And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.

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#fantasy high #dimension 20 #kipperlily copperkettle

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Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????

Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.

And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.

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man if i were kipperlilly i would hate kristen. kristen switches her god like twice a year and has died and come back multiple times and is as devoted to her friends as they are to her, and kipperlilly’s best friend in the whole world chose her god over coming back and being with kipperlilly

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Of COURSE Kristen--who is so scattered but an absolute rock where it counts, who described her role in the family vis a vis her brothers as being "like a shield", who gave Lydia the Help action without thinking to ease her years long, chronic curse just a little bit--rolled a Nat 20 to fully remove the curse at the first opportunity. Of course she did. This was never gonna go any other way.

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It has never been SO clear that the Bad Kids are going to kill a teacher as it is that they're going to kill Bobby Dawn, so the students at Aguefort MUST have a whole, convoluted betting pool going. It's not just 'how long will Bobby Dawn survive' (odds say a week and a half max) but which Bad Kid will get the final hit? Will it happen on or off campus? Will Buddy Dawn try to avenge him? There's SO much money riding on this man's death.

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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dropout can do the funniest thing ever next week and just release the deja vu episode again

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The Devotion of Saint Kristen Applebees

"devoted to [her] mission, is faithful to the call of the gods on [her] life. [She] is willing to sacrifice [her] own interests to those greater interests (...). [She] binds [her] will and [her] heart to that task. This is what it means to be pious."

(bastardization of Alan Jacob, on the origins and early meaning of the term pius)

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brennan lee mulligan: bobby dawn is a southern televangelist for a bigoted religion who's gonna teach religion at a school with kids who work from tons of different denominations where he's gonna hold borderline sermons in class, triggering deep religious trauma from students, take away aid that's been given to neurodivergent students, fail students on personal grounds, and ignore a teenager breaking down crying in his office over something he did

us: wow he's the worst. he literally can't get any worse

brennan lee mulligan, about to reveal that he's also a groomer: hohoho

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the love you can't even name

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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.