hyperrspy

[hyperrspy]

why is that???

there are only two types of balkan kids: 1. you can watch blood and gore without flinching 2. you're THE biggest scaredy-cat the world's ever seen

and there's no in between.

i don't make the rules okay? just follow em.

#balkankids #balkan #eastern europeans

[hyperrspy]

imaginary friends

i don't know if it was just me, but growing up i had very few imaginary friends and NONE of them were your typical 'imaginary friends' going something along the lines of

'a mystical fairy' or 'a boy with different coloured eyes' or whatever.

mine were the most random little shits you could ever think of.

and one them them that i do remember, is this thing i like to call -

skullhead.

pretty self-explanatory, and it wasn't anything interesting really.

it would all always show up right top corner of my eye and it looked exactly like the skull emoji with the little X made with bones behind it.

i don't know why but it would only show up when i was in the bathroom, alone.

I'M SERIOUS.

so you could only imagine what our interactions were like.

one time i remember i didn't even GO to the bathroom for like 2 days straight so when i went, my dude was like:

OMG BROOOO LONG TIME NO SEE? WHERE EVEN WERE YOU???

and i didn't even have the slightest idea that this thing was still gonna be there when i went to the bathroom (since i thought he was just a ghost) so i went:

GOD IS THAT YOU????

........................................

and i don't know whether or not this is supposed to be concerning or entertaining. so i'm leaving it for you guys to choose.

#imaginary friends #wtf is wrong with me #why me #just why

[hyperrspy]

too much effort

tbh it kinda pisses me off when i go and look up some horror movie and it says something along the lines of:

'this horror movie is not for the faint of heart'

and continues to say that it contains stuff such as blood and gore.

like sweetheart,

i'm not about to sit here and pretend that i didn't voluntarily search it up, research it and ask my friends for their feedback on it.

so could you please just let me just watch it in peace, at 2am with my childhood bestfriends little sister Emily that's like 10 years old?

thank you.

#stop wasting my time #i wouldn't be here if i didn't want to