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"Nocturne is a shallow show that is not worthy of the name Castlevania..."

"Yes!"

"...because it doesn't even come close to the levels of quality and complexity of the original show"

https://youtu.be/Jg34Nxb_Vjs?si=wT3QXUd4Zw_xUFxt

Me @ the people who criticize Nocturne because "it's not as excellent as the OG show" or because "muh wokeness":

#Several of Nocturne's flaws absolutely come from people who respect Ellis over Castlevania too

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Art by nago

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

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that white boy needs to stop touching all the god damn food

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table for one

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Senshi Dunmeshi 🤝 Samwise LOTR Cooking meals for loved ones

I recently started watching Dungeon Meshi and somehow came up with this crossover and I just had to draw it haha

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me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

#Also periodically pausing my infodumping to apologize for infodumping even if I was given the go ahead

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Animality

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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love when you have multiple WIPs you should be working on (including one that is a prompt from a friend) and Brain decides "you know what I'm in the mood for? Picking up another WIP and starting another one! At the same time! 🥰"

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A mock funeral held for Laura Palmer in Tokyo on February 23, 1992.

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nothing more embarassing than when you develop personal beef with a piece of media thats entirely petty. like sorry no i cant talk about that show it. bit me.

#I am a hater often but usually I feel my reasons are completely valid #But then there's media I have a fear response to purely because its fanbase was so toxic lol #So embarrassing when it's like “I have to vette anyone I see with a pfp from this cartoon just in case"

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what customers see when i serve them