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(bangs fist on table) i want him sweaty, whimpering, overstimulated, moaning, sniffling, twitching, squirming, whining, gasping, bucking his hips, drooling, begging (swipes papers onto the floor)

NOW

#handers tag #there are surprisingly very few of my ocs that I want to see/can imagine in that state #Kamil and Anders are top of the list for some reason #shortez tag #Steve's mission statement for Ezra #it's hard but he'll get there

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But a hunky chunky warrior Hawke protecting Anders...standing in front of him protectively...chopping people's heads off...doing reaver and templar shit...

Oh well.

#I'm bad at making multiple ocs to romance the same character #but class wise a rogue would pair well with Fenris and a warrior would pair well with Anders.

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Yes I would -_- it's all about the vibes of how Kamil fights and I'm too committed to silent assassin with daggers weaving through combat

Actually. Wouldn't need to change *that* much about Kamil to make him a sword and shield warrior...

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Actually. Wouldn't need to change *that* much about Kamil to make him a sword and shield warrior...

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Have been thinking about Kamil Hawke using his teeth to drive a knife into someone like that -_-

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MONKEY MAN (2024)

#gore #monkey man

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At this point him being able to use wicked weaves is canon to me.

Noah however would wipe the floor with the entire Tempest crew including Drack.

#I still don't love demon masquerade but I am thinking about Madama Butterfly demon masquerade for Noah. #Would like it as more of a devil trigger thing/something like how Morgana uses it as a final phase for her boss fight #in general I prefer how Morgana does it to the way demon slave + demon masquerade interact in Bayo 3 #but of course from a gameplay development of course what we get makes sense. Morgana is a boss

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Noah however would wipe the floor with the entire Tempest crew including Drack.

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Oh naturally I was talking about that with the context of Miles feeling like he has to keep himself "better" than Kaidan.

Miles is the only one who is viewing it through the lens of being a competition of any sort, only in me3, and only with Kaidan. In part because he thinks he needs to still be cool in front of Kaidan for Kaidan to like him.

They have similar skillsets and Kaidan technically outranks him so it's difficult not to compare himself to him.

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I mean Miles would still probably in trouble in a dark alley with Thane or Samara. He could probably take Zaeed, with full respect to Zaeed's combat abilities.

Ezra is also a lot better at taking on dudes bigger faster and stronger than him than you'd think. Most of the me2 cast would still wipe the floor with him in some sort of 1-v-1 cage match situation but honestly omni-tool in hand he's a lot better at stunning and bringing down defenses than I think is given credit for.

So, still kind of true, because I do consider one of their biggest strengths to be making the most of different team members' talents and creating an unstoppable synergy between all of them.

#engineer *is* more of a support class for a reason though Ezra can certainly make some nice explosions on his own #and sentinel is also in a sort of funny spot. In me2 it's the ultimate tank #but it's still a class that works well in conjunction with squadmates #I mean everyone can create synergy of course but Vanguard is comparatively a bit of a solo powerhouse #and it's hard not to think the same of infiltrator actually.

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In general my Shepards being super good and talented isn't a concern of mine, even though (perhaps because) the games are so concerned with constantly deep throating Shepard's dick.

Especially when it comes to mass effect 2 where everyone's kind of heavily specialized highly trained best at what they do, I have no qualms saying "Yeah if Shepard had to face off against Thane or Samara or Zaeed it might be problematic."

Miles just has a War Hero complex.

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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#Ezra and Ashley <3

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This blog kinda stinks.

#going through random pages. Not liking a thing I've said. Oh well.

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This is something I usually give to a mage Hawke but I honestly think of Kamil as like, utterly terrified and on edge for the entirety of act 3, as tension builds and things start to unravel and people start seriously looking at him as if he has any idea how to solve any of this. He wants so desperately to just up and leave Kirkwall; this city has caused him nothing but grief from the jump, and he has nothing tying him to it anymore other than his friends, and they're all starting to lose their ties to the place as well.

Like when he's summoned by Meredith, he's not as lowkey terrified as I'd make a mage Hawke, but. He's definitely nervous.

The other thing about Kamil is that he kind of playacts at being an angry person, or comes across as angry, but he really isn't.

He's more scared than full of rage.

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The other thing about Kamil is that he kind of playacts at being an angry person, or comes across as angry, but he really isn't.

He's more scared than full of rage.

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More than once I've seen the headcanon that Kaidan likes jazz music and Shepard doesn't/thinks jazz is weird and it confuses me then I have to stop and remember that most people's Shepards aren't black.

#lol lmao if anything I think of Miles introducing Kaidan to jazz and soul music #maybe it was the same author idk. This was a long time ago. Just randomly thought of it.