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i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!
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Pickles are a gateway drug. The first gherkin is free.
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my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something
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's just a little smootch
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that archangel has been STARVING
(Happy new year!)
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i posted this once unedited in a chat and it went into the world, so here's a cleaned up version with my signature lol
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thinking about how hannibal would’ve loved that the phrase “ate” became popularised because i know his ass would’ve giggled at every crime scene whispering to himself “i ate that”
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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
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