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Doing a 100% run in Skyrim is hilarious. I'm a vampire, a werewolf, a cannibal and a vampire hunter. I work for the empire and the rebellion. I just became archmage of the college I enrolled in two days ago. I'm the leader of the Blades, the Companions, the Thieves Guild and the Dark Brotherhood of Assassins. Yesterday I cut a ghost's head off and it died.

I'm Thane of every hold in Skyrim, but all the Jarls hate my guts. They call me a miserable wretch and then offer me the nicest house in the city. I personally assassinated the Emperor, brought him back as a zombie and successfully negotiated a peace treaty with his generals while he wandered around the room snarling and moaning. I've gotten married to every single eligible bachelor and bachelorette in the country and they keep saying yes even though my previous spouses all died mysteriously while getting hit in the head with my enchanted war hammer. I'm pretty sure my horse is a daedra.

Everybody says the elder scrolls are powerful artifacts from before the dawn of time that have been lost to history, but I have two of them in my backpack next to my collection of severed witch heads and a couple of pies. The pies are a treat for my adopted children whom I love with all my heart, I haven't seen them in a while because I forgot which of my mansions I left them in. I have pledged my immortal soul to five different daedric princes.

I'm a serial killer. I'm a legendary hero. I'm an abomination in the eyes of gods, men and mer. I'm a delivery boy.

I am Dragonborn.

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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god i really thought you people were lying about laois and kabru just for the sake of pretending like there is a gay little thing going on when its questionably textual at best but this shit is for real fascinating. unprecedented. master manipulator kabru playing both sides operating behind six layers of sublimated yaoi to obsessively plot laois' downfall. and on the other side of the coin notable Grade A Grass-Fed Freak laois touden experiencing a completely normal crush on the first pretty man to demonstrate polite interest in his passions and hobbies. i can only imagine laois is gonna be out here milking minotaurs like 'hm. if kabru was here now...i wonder if he would enjoy this too..... that would be nice (:' whilst kabru is pacing a deep furrow in the cobblestones clear on the other side of the dungeon vowing up and down that he will commit to sucking laois' dick meat clean off the bone if it might bring him one step closer to seeing his head on a pike

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i am the smartest person to ever live

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happy lesbian visibility week!! despite always giving me way too many hours work pays me minimum wage so uhm!! consider helping out ur (not-so-)local lesbian of colour pls and thank you <3

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Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

#nsfw #lmaooo gross

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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me sitting in my throne: *claps my hands* mutuals!show me some images!

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no wonder riz is anti-drugs last time he did some he got full body tattoos

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still have no idea what I'm doing but blender has been fun!!

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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks

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