died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying
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Hear me out Regulus being obsessed with eating out reader to the point where he’s content to do it for hours just languidly ;) I had a dream about it and it hasn’t left my head since.
Cherry On Top
Info - oral (female receiving), multiple orgasms, regulus obsessed with pussy eating, humping bed while giving oral
How long had it been? It was hard to know when he was in this mood. He called it the cherry on his cake. Today, he’d won his quidditch match, Sirius had actually congratulated him for it, and he’d gotten top marks in every exam we’d taken. I had gotten top marks too. The after party in Slytherin had been wild, and when he was willing to engage in some PDA, I knew he was in this mood. His cherry mood I thought of it as. It was when he wanted to eat me out languidly for an extended amount of time.
“Oh Regulus,” I sighed, coming down from my third orgasm. My hand grabbed wildly for my clock. He’d been at it for forty five minutes, and though I wasn’t yet over stimulated due to his training, I was worried about him.
“How’s your jaw?” I asked. He looked up with sparkling eyes. Quidditch season meant he was more tanned than the rest of the year. His skin was slightly golden and he looked eager and healthy. He was eager, that was to be sure. I’d had the conversation with him a million times. He didn’t need to eat me out that long. He rebuked me every time, he desperately wanted to do it. When I asked why, he just said he was in love and he liked my taste better than anything else on earth.
“I’m fine Mon amour,” he said. I hated to say it, but he always looked so damn pretty between my thighs. You could hear his excitement in the wet noises, his adoration in the way he caressed my thighs, and his desire in the way he lightly humped the bed, usually able to finish himself off just by eating me out by the end.
“It’s been awhile,” I said worriedly.
“I want to get you to five at least, you always taste best after number three, the perfect sweet spot,” he said with a sigh of happiness.
“If you’re okay,” I hesitated.
“More than okay,” he said as he kissed the inside of my thigh.
“You know I love this,” he said and gave a grand lick up my heat and I moaned.
“Hearing my baby make such pretty sounds feeds my soul,” he chuckled, thumb massaging my clit. I bit my lip.
“Does it offend you?” He asked smugly, knowing I loved it.
“Not even a small bit,” I smiled.
“Then let me get you to five angel, and then maybe I’ll have had my fill of you,” he said.
“Anything you want Regulus,” I said and dove back in. I cried out as he sucked my clit hard.
“Anything!”
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Haven’t drawn something for myself in ages! So I took a break from commissions to draw some SnK
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What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”
What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
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christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
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why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
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