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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though
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seeing declan mckenna for the first time and wunderhorse for the third time tomorrow I am so giddy with excitement I will stay awake like its Christmas
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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.
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man imagine getting an anal exam from carlisle. i know the mans a good doctor but his fingers are chilly….
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literally stoppp this "im just a girl!" shit. well grow the fuck up. be an adult
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Am I the only one who can’t take seriously IASIP sweet fan content? Like I love to hate them all so much and they’re such horrible people that every time I see Mac x Dennis fan art and them just being sweet to each other I just laugh because I know they would beat each other up. Couple goals
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Bisexuality is watching Suburban Gothic and being in love with both Kat Dennings and Matthew Gray Gubler
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Palpatine looks like an evil Colin Mochrie
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im going to fucking rearrange your guts— wh— why are you— IM NOT FLIRTING IM THREATENING Y. STOP PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON IM GOING TO CUT YOU OPEN AND PUT YOUR ORGANS IN THE WRONG PL. STOP GIGGLING THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTIVE WHAT
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this is the sweetest thing I've ever seen 😭
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Joan Jett’s jacket from the 'I Love Rock n Roll' music video
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you'll never be punk yr clothes are from shein and yr makeup is from tiktok
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horses-n-rodeoclowns · 2 months
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Not feminist as in "women should be included in the draft" but feminist as in "being drafted is a violation of bodily autonomy for any gender".
The draft should not exist. Drafting people into the military is a violation of human rights. You should not be able to force someone to risk their life. If you can't find enough people who care about a conflict to keep it going then it simply shouldn't keep going. You can't even force someone to donate a kidney using government power, why the fuck can you force them to donate their whole body and life to a cause they don't agree with or don't care about?
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let’s say that being hot as a form of empowerment for all women could even be a thing. let’s say it’s possible to look hot for yourself and not for men. where did your idea of hotness come from? why is it important to you to look hot? who decides what’s hot? why must you change something about yourself or cover something about yourself to get hot? what makes you not hot at your most unmanicured state? why? how did you know what to do to get hot? do the people around you view hotness in the same way?
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