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the jonas brothers coming back before one direction

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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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I’ll be honest…I don’t want a career. I don’t want to work. I want to be LEFT ALONE and paid for it. 

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yung joe jonas with his guttural ass singing: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM HAAAT! YOU’RE COLD! YOU GO AROUND! LIKE YOU KNOW!! WHO I AM! MMMBUT YOU DON’T!! YOU’VE GOT ME ON MY TOES!!

lil me:

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list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

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Such a ferocious anthem… Strip is all about women feeling empowered and loving themselves irrespective of their insecurities. This song will go down in “herstory”

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Little Mix’s fifth studio album is out now to buy & stream!

DIGITAL DOWNLOAD: iTunes// Amazon // Google Play STREAM: Apple Music // Spotify Individual rebloggable posts: 1. The National Manthem | 2. Woman Like Me Feat. Nicki Minaj | 3. Think About Us | 4. Strip Feat. Sharaya J. | 5. Monster In Me | 6. Joan of Arc | 7. Love A Girl Right | 8. American Boy | 9. Told You So | 10. Wasabi | 11. More Than Words Feat. Kamille | 12. Motivate | 13. Notice | 14. The Cure | 15. Forget You Not | 16. Woman’s World

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these all have the same energy

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raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

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@LittleMix: Made this MONTHS ago. As you can see the excitement for #LM5 was BIG in the Edwards household shout out to Ellie for the choreography and my mam for joining in for shits and giggles Perrie <3 #ThinkAboutUs

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random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

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me: you know women are allowed to not like men back

television writers:

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Paul Prenter the second he realized he could bank off of Freddie: