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Oysters

Poor stupid horny Sean.

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Try not to lose your head, O'Driscoll boy

#SOBS IN KIERAN DUFFY LOVE TRIANGLE #bill 😭😭 #kieran x mary beth shippers and kieran x bill shippers stop fighting.....kieran has two hands

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Reblogging thirsty Micah posts whilst sitting in the waiting room at the vet's i think they're ACTUALLY considering putting me down

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arthur morgan is so funny he'll be playing tough guy right up until a pretty boy looks at him sweetly and says please and then he caves and does whatever he's asked like buddy........ you ain't fooling anyone

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been imagining what its like in the early chapters when dutch sends charles or javier or whoever to go hunt down arthur when he goes missing combined with my antics in an effort to preserve the peace while it lasts

like picture charles going town to town with arthur's description and the horse he's riding in hopes somebody's seen him nearby and all he gets is "oh yeah that horse is here but im afraid i havent seen your guy"

cue exasperation as he realizes arthur has gotten another horse and now he doesn't know what breed he's looking for

but with enough questioning he finally gets "oh yeah, i seen a strange lookin feller on a mustang heading that way" and charles just takes off because who else would "look strange" and go through the effort of befriending a mustang

arthur gets found and hes a little annoyed that charles scared his game off and charles is giving the "im gonna kill you" look because hes been searching for almost a week now

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obsessed with idea of Charles being afraid of heights. Like what if once him and Arthur went hunting one time and Arthur was like ooo let's go up there (to a cliff side) cus view and could go see where there were animals to hunt and Charles was like sure ... Then was really slow in following Arthur and Arthur's all 🧐 U good ? Cus he's never seen Charles so scared and when he realises Charles is scared he holds his hand up the mountain.

Anyway wonder if Charles thought about that when he went to find arthurs body

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Now Charles has to deal with John's stupidity. He will have to wrestle him and force vomit the toxic oleander from John. A continuation to my last post.

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doomed by the narrative

had some kind of jovier phase like 2 weeks ago (when i started this)

it looks inconsistent due to me working on it on and off OTL

but its ok, i'm happy that my arts been improving since ive gotten into rdr

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Undescribable joy and pride in the Matthews-Van Der Linde household this morning

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I know they're not but I love the idea of these two being friends aha

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“The great angel, Arthur, shall smote you down”

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“The great angel, Arthur, shall smote you down”

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“The great angel, Arthur, shall smote you down”

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john “of course, my angel” marston

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i have something inappropriate to say

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timewarp au shitpost while i put off working on my essays: found family roadtrip

lenny has to sit in the middle because sean does not have the spatial awareness for the responsibility of sitting in the middle seat.

sean properly hates being in the car for any amount of time. it's too hot, the radio sucks, he can't stretch. fidgeting quickly devolves into nearly punching lenny as he tries to adjust and find something resembling comfortable

hosea is too busy admiring how calm and amazing and beautiful bessie is (she has to drive, obviously) to parent despite a brawl being about to begin in the backseat.

kieran quietly points out every horse he sees and immediately the back seat is silent as they all lean forward to look. hosea looks too because they all miss horses from time to time. if it's a quiet stretch of road bessie will pull over as a little reward and they can try to pat the horse.

lenny stays in the car for 5 minutes of peace while sean, in an awkwardly protective/supportive way, tries to warn kieran there's an electric fence which he knows from personal experience are not fun to touch

((they're actually going to a trail riding place as a surprise.)) bessie tried to warn the supervising instructor but they are still unprepared for the sheer chaos of a group of horse starved outlaws adjusting their own tack before taking off into the woods without a guide. bessie quietly offers the poor woman her phone, revealing she hid an air tag in sean's pocket and promises that lenny will probably not let him do anything stupid. they still don't follow the guide but bessie and hosea go on a little romantic trail ride through the forests.

kieran was following them for 10 minutes before vanishing. they start to genuinely worry they're going to need to call search and rescue but turns out after a very lazy slow plod around for an hour he found his way back to the ranch and is brushing and tending to all the horses they have. by the end of the day he has all the names, breeds and histories memorized. the ranch owner says 'your adult son clearly has some neurological wonk but feel free to drop him in here the tack has never been so clean'

the trip back is much more peaceful as lenny and sean immediately fall asleep on each other with the exhaustion of using muscles they haven't even thought about in months riding horses.

kieran infodumps about the horses they were riding while hosea happily asks questions because kieran talking about anything is still a very big deal. he still points out every horse they pass on the way home.