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Crowley: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very beautiful.  Halt: If the windows open and you time it right, you can do both.

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sleepover drama?

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Yes please!

This was just a very quick doodle so sorry for the low quality- I’m sorta tired right now but nonetheless wanted to get this finished :,]

A little bit sillier than my usual posts for these two but hey

@eccevenitvulpes (so you can come see)

Sorry again for the low quality- hopefully I’ll feel like drawing something better for them soon T.T

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I’m basically a ranger. Yeah sure I don’t have the hot cloak, or a seaxe and throwing knife- but like, I can do it until I get it right and uh- uh- I can stalk a rabbit! Im ready for my silver oak leaf, please daddy Gilan, make Will take me under his wing.

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i think they described what Abelard looks like finally so I ignored it (down in the dirt)

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"Hal? Why are there two royals in my kitchen?"

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rereading a book series you adored as a child is hilarious, because eventually you realize you just adopted the entire personality of the best parental figure in the series. and then you just have to live with that information.

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“why do you romanticize living in a cabin in the wilderness so much?”

i don’t know mom, maybe because i grew up running through forests and swimming in lakes. maybe because as soon as it got warm enough i barely put shoes on for three months straight. maybe because i like campfires and wildflowers and fireside singalongs. maybe because you pushed me to think and act for myself and let me engage in as many outdoor activities you could find and reasonably afford.

maybe because i’m tired of being around people constantly, and being pressured to act certain ways and do certain things is making me numb to existence until i go on a hike and stare at leaves for an hour. because i can’t make phone calls without nearly breaking down. because when we have house parties at least fifty people show up and i have to spend most of the next day outside trying to get my brain to quiet down via shooting at targets or chopping wood for a family friend or braiding one flower crown after another until i have a pile of them and no one to give them to.

maybe i wasn’t built to live anywhere near a city and i want away from it.

maybe i do romanticize it.

or maybe i just want out.

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I too am very excited for when Maddie or Will or any ranger finally get to declare themself “Queen’s Ranger”, but knowing Flanagan, he’s probably not going to just let that powerful moment be. It’ll probably go like

a) a ranger stumbles over their words since it’s force of habit to say “King’s Ranger”, and Flanagan is going to make it a weird “not that there’s anything wrong with a female ruler!!” type of moment

b) the corps is still going to be called “King’s Rangers” because that’s their legal title

c) we are all going to die long before Flanagan gets the balls to kill off Duncan and let Cassandra be queen

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Icebound Land But Will Names The Chapter Titles

Chapter One: Evanlyn and I Go Surfing.

Chapter Two: Foldar Is A ‘Bigger Priority’ Than Me. (Im Still Bitter About This.)

Chapter Three: I Have A Mental Breakdown, And So Do My Legs

Chapter Four: Don’t Drink Alcohol, Kids.

Chapter Five: EVANLYN IS A WHAT?

Chapter Six: King Duncan Cancels Halt.

Chapter Seven: My Hot Girl Summer Plans Are Canceled.

Chapter Eight: Gilan Tries To Banish Himself. (And Fails)

Chapter Nine: Who Invited Slagor To The Party?

Chapter Ten: Horace Becomes My Knight In Shining Armor.

Chapter Eleven: Ragnak Vibes With The Vallas

Chapter Twelve: Horace Learns What Short Skirts Are For

Chapter Thirteen: I Lowkey Sink A Ship.

Chapter Fourteen: Sir Horace Of The Order of the Oak Pancake.

Chapter Fifteen: My Knife Scares The Entire Skandian Crew.

Chapter Sixteen: Horace Gets A New Wardrobe.

Chapter Seventeen: Hallasholm Is Not The Vibe.

Chapter Eighteen: Horace Is Famous Because Of A Leaf Symbol

Chapter Nineteen: I Go Play In The Backyard.

Chapter Twenty: Deparnieux Is Halt’s 13th Reason.

Chapter Twenty-One: I Do Drugs For The First Time.

Chapter Twenty-Two: Deparnieux Gets A Vibe Check From Halt.

Chapter Twenty-Three: Erak And Evanlyn Become Besties.

Chapter Twenty-Four: You Should Have Seen The Look On Horace’s Face.

Chapter Twenty-Five: Previously On: Me Being Traumatized.

Chapter Twenty-Six: Deparnieux’s House Tour.

Chapter Twenty-Seven: I Do Not Remember Any Of This.

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Family Dinner Gone Wrong.

Chapter Twenty-Nine: I Need Mountain-Climbing Lessons.

Chapter Thirty: Deparnieux Does Not Believe In The Power Of Friendship.

Chapter Thirty-One: We Find The House Of Our Dreams

Chapter Thirty-Two: Halt Girlbosses His Way To A Duel

Chapter Thirty-Three: What Kind Of Crack Am I On????

Chapter Thirty-Four: Horace Uses Logistics For The First Time

Chapter Thirty-Five: Even Drugged, My Skills Are Legendary.

Chapter Thirty-Six: Halt ✨Slays✨ Deparnieux

Chapter Thirty-Seven: Where Am I?????

Epilogue: My Dad Is Going To Rescue Me.

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myself and my best friend planning on going as Will and Horace from Rangers Apprentice this halloween. we have our own money for costumes, and hopefully enough time (curse of ADHD) to actually pull it off. my friend will be going as Horace, in his Oakleaf Knight regalia, and i will be going as fully adult ranger Will.

problem: i’m short, relatively stealthy, and putting me in a camouflage cloak is not going to solve either of these problems. this probably wouldn’t be a big issue if we didn't live in a fairly urban area that is not well known for its pedestrian courtesy, but it is an issue we have to consider.

my friends brilliant solution? Road Safety Horace.

all he has to do is cross the street with me, and since as far as we can find in the books, his Oakleaf Knight costume is a white surcoat, a white shield, and shiny silver chainmaille, he will be fully and obnoxiously visible to any vehicles on the road.

which is all well and good, if not slightly entertaining, but now all i can imagine is Horace standing in the middle of a busy street so Will can run across the road without getting hit by a cart.

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Cassandra, holding a rock: Horace just gave this to me and said “I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is this rock.” Will: If you don’t marry him, I will.

#get it #caude his name's Will #he will #yknow

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wake up babes new halt o'carrick fanart just dropped

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AHHAHAH WHAT IS THAT😭😭

Hey you should Google Sacabambaspis and look at the first image that pops up

I don’t know wether it’s cute or wether it’s not

Thank you

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So I gave @iwanttobepheonix book 12 today after finally ending her break period

She got to the part where Crowley dies, I asked her how she's doing, and she said "I want to die"

Without missing a beat, I went "Oh, like C-. Oh I shouldn't say that."

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halt: okay, so get this.

halt: you mend 10 cloaks, you're not a seamster.

halt: you make 20 meals, you're not an chef.

halt: but you kill one guy,

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"He stooped in the saddle to talk down to the Skandians and the hunched shoulders and his black cloak gave him the look of a vulture."

I really like when Flanagan compares his characters to different animals :] Wanted to draw this one for some time now.