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i think supernatural should end with d*stiel becoming canon but then immediately pulling a bury your gays. sorry i know homophobia isn’t funny but at the same time that would literally be so hilarious

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CHICA NO DON’T DESTROY EARTH FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY NO 

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I fucking hate twitter and I hate the topics feature but this ONE time, this single time, they got me

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holy shit

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Reginald: Would you like some trauma?

ten year old Klaus: No thank you

Reginald, locking him in a crypt: REPLIED TOO SLOW

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glee predicting the future

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Disney Princesses/Queens and their mothers

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the sherlock holmes estate suing the enola holmes movie because their version of sherlock is too nice and respects women is possibly the funniest thing i have ever heard

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people you should be proud of:

you

the person reading this

you, the reader

oh look! you!

yourself

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So usually dolls based off of real people end up looking weird and awkward but these are BEAUTIFUL

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i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

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you’re not annoying!!! ur not annoying when u talk about what u love!! ur not annoying when u double text!!! ur not annoying when u share ur feelings or call that person or laugh at that joke!!! ur not annoying!!!!

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hermione: what the fuck are you doing

harry: trying to get some of malfoy's dna so i can do a paternity test and prove he's the spawn of satan

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has anyone done this for irondad yet? lmao