homxr

[homxr]

[all] quirks my muse habitually has.

Writers, bold all of your character’s regular truths.

1. Smoking: the action or habit of inhaling and exhaling the smoke of tobacco or a drug. 2. Binge drinking: the consumption of an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time. 3. Drug abuse: the habitual taking of illegal drugs. 4. Nail biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 5. Lip biting: a common body language sign of anxiety/tension. 6. Night Owl: a person who is habitually active or wakeful at night. 7. Early bird: a person who rises, arrives, or acts before the usual or expected time. 8. Negative attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with criticism and pessimism. 9. Positive attitudes: a philosophy of approaching life with optimism and confidence. 10. Swearing: the use of offensive language. 11. Superstitious: an irrational belief that an object, action, or circumstance not logically related to a course of events influences its outcome. 12. Inspecting fingernails: a common body language sign of boredom. 13. Scratching your neck: a common body language sign of uncertainty. 14. Foot and finger tapping: a common body language sign of stress/impatience. 15. Nose touch: a subtle body language sign of deceit. 16. Flipping hair: a common body language sign of craving attention. 17. Twirling hair: a common body language sign of flirtation. 18. Cracking knuckles: a common body language sign of readiness. 19. Hands behind back: a common body language sign of confidence. 20. Finger pointing: a common body language sign of authority. 21. Hands on hips: a common body language sign of readiness. 22: Hands in pockets: a common body language sign of mistrust/reluctance. 23. Frequent touch: a common body language sign of warmth/familiarity. 24. Throat-clearing: a common body language sign of rejection/doubt. 25: Jaw-clenching: a common body language sign of hostility. 26: Eye-rolling: a common body language sign of irritation. 27: Head-tilt: a common body language sign of interest. 28. Whistling: to emit high-pitched sound by forcing breath through a small hole between one’s lips or teeth; usually to a tune. 29. Humming: make a low, steady continuous sound like that of a bee; usually to a tune. 30. Perfectionism: refusal to accept any standard short of perfection. 31. Photographic memory: the ability to remember information or visual images in great detail. 32. Paranoia: a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically worked into an organized system. 33. Exaggeration: a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is. 34: Intuitive: using or based on what one feels to be true even without conscious reasoning; instinctive. 35: Quick-witted: showing or characterized by an ability to think or respond quickly and effectively. 36: Interrupting: breaking the continuity of a conversation with one’s own statements. 37: Doodling: to scribble or make rough drawings, absent-mindedly. 38: Irritable: having or showing a tendency to be easily annoyed. 39: Gambling: to play games of chance for money; bet. 40: Travel-sick: suffering from nausea caused by the motion of a moving vehicle, boat, or aircraft. 41: Sensitive: having or displaying a quick and delicate appreciation of others’ feelings. 42: Melancholy: a feeling of pensive sadness, typically with no obvious cause. 43: Chewing gum: the exercise of chewing flavoured gum which is not intended for swallowing. 44: Fidgeting: to make small movements, especially of the hands and feet, through nervousness or impatience. 45: Sceptical: not easily convinced; having doubts or reservations. 46: Neat-freak: compulsively obsessed with cleanliness. 47: Gossiping: divulging personal information about others. 48: Prim: feeling or showing disapproval of anything regarded as improper; stiffly correct. 49: Abbreviating: Giving others nicknames/shortening names/giving pet names. 50: Having a catchphrase: having a sentence or phrase typically associated with a specific person.

[homxr]

This is probably the third time the yellow man had crossed from the digital world over to the 'real' world. He hadn't even taken much notice, just that for some reason he had walked into an Albino neighborhood. 

Without making contact or staying as far wasn't something he done, but for one thing the donuts here tasted much, much better than the ones back home.

Mmm...

Wait a minute, someone just said his name!

" -- AHH!"

"One of them are trying to talk to me!"

homxr

—This HAS to be a digital trip.               but, I can’t wake up…god damn it.      The man sitting on the bench in front of him - big, nearly bald, white polo shirt, blue pants…. yellow, eating donuts. Aiden didn’t even bother to take out his phone to profile the man. There were three options for this; Aiden was on drugs or a very wacky Digital Trip, this was a very good costume, or… no, there was no way. If this was reality, why, of all places would he be in Chicago? He’d seen this man on TV so many times. Last time he checked, he wasn’t supposed to be here - or even real - oh god, was he confused. "……"

"… Homer Simpson?”

#hackerxpearce #ITG BEGINS

[homxr]

i have a PhD in getting myself into really bad situations 

#;musings #basICALLY

[homxr]

" -- The Queen of England's sister, eh? 

I've been to England and I didn't see any sisters.

Are you one of those fluffy little dogs?"

❝ No, of course not. I’m the Queen of England’s sister. ❞ Clearly, she just had enough with this bullshit.

#riGHT OVER HIS HEAD #bloodythug

[homxr]

Well, examining this teenager - or whatever she was didn't really do much good. Apparently it wasn't Dracula, sure looks like him. Kids these days, picking the most obscure costumes.

" -- You're not...

the Bride of Frankenstein or somefhin', right?"

bloodythug

" — Are you dressed up for Halloween? It’s the middle of Summer!

I thought I was the dumb one!”

#bloodythug #WHATS GOING O N

[homxr]

" Nope...

It was definitely you."

Dear lord, what are you wearing?

#abloodymistake

[homxr]

" Hey , c'mon!

I just said that to some chick who looks just like you!

Unless... you WERE her!"

Dear lord, what are you wearing?

[homxr]

" Boy, you really need to lighten up.

You won't get anywhere being all tense and... stuff."

” —Wow! Someone’s a real downer!

#fiercexsouls #i don't mean to be a bother ^^;

[homxr]

” — Wow! Someone’s a real downer!"

{ ♞ }

    “The hell makes you think I 

      want to give two shits?”

#fiercexsouls #hope you don't mind me jumping on this Dx

[homxr]

” Nuh-uh, just you.

Nobody would be seen dead or alive in those things!

Still, nice costume, uh… Dracula? ”

bloodythug

" — Are you dressed up for Halloween? It’s the middle of Summer!

I thought I was the dumb one!”

#bloodythug #HOMER DONT

[homxr]

theoldhuffandpuff " -- Oh, wow! You're all big and hairy! You look like that thing from that movie, Teen Wolf; Boy , that movie sure sucked."

#theoldhuffandpuff

[homxr]

bloodythug

" — Are you dressed up for Halloween? It’s the middle of Summer!

I thought I was the dumb one!”

#bloodythug

[homxr]

homxr - Indie Homer Simpson.

Multifandom and OC friendly!

About 7 years of RP experience.

Open to all writing styles!

Skype available upon request, so hit me up if you wanna talk!

#;mmm... queues #;selfpromo

[homxr]

homxr - Indie Homer Simpson.

Multifandom and OC friendly!

About 7 years of RP experience.

Open to all writing styles!

Skype available upon request, so hit me up if you wanna talk!

#RP #roleplay #rp #simpsons #multifandom #selfpromo #the simpsons #homer simpson